TMNT: Secrets of the Sewers

One Small Step for Turtle

Note from the Author of the Insane: Call me weird, but I honestly think it's weird that aliens all magically know how to speak English. That's why my aliens do not. However, do not think that I just typed random letters to create my own "Language". I used a vigenere cipher to make my alien languages (minus a few words). Where you see words that make sense (Fugitoid, Gamaron, ETC) then start the cipher over again.

The key is DHOONIB. Have fun!

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The last thing any of the Hamato siblings remembered was the dizzying sight of thousands of pink lights swirled around them, obscuring their vision of the strange aliens they had encountered inside Galactic Enterprises. The lights eventually faded away, revealing completely different surroundings.

"-talking about?!" Hisako said, finishing the question she had attempted to ask Mortu.

The five of them all stared for a minute, trying to get their bearings. They looked like they were in a back alley of some sorts, but unlike any they'd ever been in. The sky above was a blood red with no star patterns any of them recognized. The walls around them were covered in strange graffiti in many languages that none of them understood, and there was no sign of any familiar landmarks anywhere.

"Umm... Donny?" Leo called out. "Where are we?"

"For the first time in my life Leo, I have no idea." Donny replied. "All I know is that we're definitely not on Earth anymore"

Hisako looked around, then straightened herself up.

"Everybody okay?" she asked.

"Yeah, aside from feeling like I just got turned inside out, then back again." Mikey groaned.

"Yeah, we're good." Raph replied.

"Good." Hisako told them.

All of a sudden, Hisako became a blur of motion. Her knee came up, catching Leo in the stomach and sending him crumpling to the ground. She then spun, her hand coming down in a chop right on Raph's neck. She then grabbed Donny by the coat, slamming him into the wall before roundhouse kicking Mikey in the face. The turtles all groaned from the sudden assault as Hisako stood over them.

"You guys are a bunch of pea-brained, shell-headed, morons!" she screamed.

Raph glared at his sister, rubbing his neck.

"Is that the thanks we get for saving you?!" he snapped.

"I didn't need saving!" She yelled. "I was never in any danger!"

"You'd been abducted by aliens!" Mikey replied loudly. "I think that qualifies as danger!"

"Samson brought me to Galactic Enterprises to help me after I passed out!" Hisako clarified.

"They took Splinter!" Leo argued.

"To help him too!" Hisako continued. "They found him bleeding out and brought him to heal!"

"But- But-" Donny sputtered, "But they had you as a prisoner! You fought against them trying to escape!"

"I was freaked out after waking up in their hospital, and it got worse when I learned they were aliens. They had me in that conference room so I could calm down in a relatively normal environment!"

By now the turtles had run out of arguments.

"And, to add to the pile of thing you've screwed up, Samson knew my parents!" Hisako concluded. "He knew them, and I was about to ask him for more info before you busted in guns blazing. Now, we're shell knows where, without the slightest clue of how to get back, and it's all your fault!"