THE GLASS HEART(ON HOLD)

READER STOP AND READ THIS AND BE WARNED.

Okay, Idek what I was thinking.

I remember I was watching Ella Enchanted, when my Ma interrupted my movie time to force me to do the dishes.  I told her I would do them after the movie, but my dumbass sisters already had her pissed off, so she BLEW UP, and made me do a bunch of useless things the entire day.  So I didn't get to finish my movie :(

I, being the asshole I am, complained about it to my dad when he came home.  And for some reason he was pissed b/c of work, so I got yelled at for being a disrespectful little shit.

And that was during my maybe 5th grade ish years?  When I discovered incognito tabs, and would 'secretly' read His Revenge by Neon_chocolates.  I was super obsessed with that book, and it was ongoing, so every week or so I'd go onto Wattpad and read some chapters on the corner of the sofa.  That was my first Wattpad book, and I remember thinking that the author was such a good writer, and that they were so popular.

So that day I got 'humiliated' by my parents, being the little bitch I was (-_-), I went and I wrote a Cinderella spin off thing.   I was super obsessed with cliches, and BOOM The Terrible Tale of Isabella Cinderpot was born!  It And I spent all summer making covers, emailing friends, getting them to read it before posting it on Wattpad.

One of the disadvantages of going to a charter school, besides like everything, is that it was a really small population. And my stricter parents forced me to work my ass off in school, and study like all day.  So whatever reason, I was the smart dude in school, especially in English and Reading.  So I thought I was the shit.

I thought, for whatever reason in my arrogant 5th grade mind, that I'd be an instant hit on Wattpad.  Like I post it one day and the reads and votes would come flooding in.  I think my biggest worries were that I would become famous and it would get published, but I wouldn't be able to claim it as my story because my parents would kill me for lying to them.  i was pretty arrogant.   So when I wasn't instantly popular,  I went from I am the best shit to I am shit.  And I just stuck with reading His Revenge and Twilight fanfics.

So now that I use writing as kind of a therapy, it bothers me that this shitty story is still here and still shitty.  But i don't want to delete it b/c I am such a hoarder.  Yea so, it's on hold, so I can go back and fix the shit my 5th grader self wrote.  

So don't read it.  Pls for ur sanity and mine, just leave it alone.  

Unless you're having a bad day and want to make yourself feel better by reading the crap that I thought would make me the next J.K. Rowling.  Then go read it, while keeping in mind that I thought this was good, and have a good laugh at me.  

And yes, the last edited date is pretty recent, because I've been making new covers, changing the name, doing some basic edits, so I don't kill anyone with my shit writing.