Kaneki X Reader Oneshots [Lemons, Smut and fluff]

Crooked Relationship- Yandere!Kuroneki x Yandere!reader

.....yeeeep!

To the naked eye both of you seemed to be in a healthy, normal, and stable relationship- excluding the slight obsession with each other that'd show too vividly from time to time. This though, was no where near the truth. Both yours and Kanekis relationship was messed up, two unstable madly in love people who were obsessed with each other were in a relationship. Jealousy was nearly always present in this couple as well.

It didn't matter who it was, if it was a best friend, family member or even a random stranger, if they interacted in ways the other didn't like or got too close to their significant other, then they'd always end up dead. Kaneki had even earned a name for himself being a ghoul, " the eyepatch", this was because he wasn't very discrete when doing his killings and often liked to make a mess to show the other person his absolute hatred for them for getting too comfy with you. However, you liked to get it over with quickly but painful so you could just get back to your loved one and do whatever activities you wanted to do with him.

Both of you knew that the other killed for the sake of your love and it made you both fall deeper in love, in your crooked relationship.

One night Kaneki came home to you, covered in blood with his mask hanging loosely around his neck and a slanted grin plastered on his face as his head cocked to one side. He was laughing and sobbing. This was unusual for him, normally the ravenette would just come back and kiss you then shower but this time was different. Yes both of you would kill anyone for each other, even your own family members considering you killed your sister -the only living family you had- because she was constantly texting and ringing Kaneki but you never really cared for her much, but Kaneki had murdered the person who'd been with him for years, the person who first approached him and took a liking to him, not to mention always keep him positive! But he, Hide, had to make the mistake your sister made and Kaneki had enough after seeing some messages get flirtatious. It wasn't Hide's fault really, Kaneki hadn't told Hide that both of you were a couple. Hide was still attracted to you though and that couldn't be forgiven.

" Kaneki? What's wrong?" You approached the said male and cupped his stained cheeks. " Did someone do something?!" Your features instantly darkened, " I swear I'll kill any bastard who'd make you like this I-" he cut you off and threw his arms around your smaller stature, " it's too late! He's dead already! I did it! I killed him! He was just getting too close to you and I snapped! I tried to stop myself but I couldn't!" Kaneki continued to ramble on as his grip tightened just enough to not hurt you but make you feel stiff in his arms.

"I killed Hide! He was my best friend Y/N! But I did it for you! For us! He didn't know when to stop! I-I don't know if I'm happy or sad Y/N! Please tell me!" You too felt the same emotions. You were sad for Kaneki but happy he'd go this far. This means you could finally try to get him to kill that scank Touka (a/n nothing against her buuuuut, she's just a close person to him so it'd make sense) who's been constantly shouting then becoming all Tsundere on his ass for ages, and you couldn't go against a ghoul. Maybe a plan could be in action. Yeah.

You started to grin and stroke his black locks to calm him down until he did and you convinced him that what he did was out of love and now you could be his one and only most important person in his life. Half an hour. That's all it took until he was over his actions. One hour. That's all the time you took after it until asking him to help you murder Touka. He agreed.

" W-what? Murder Touka-chan?" He stared at you in slight shock as both of you cuddled on the bed, " don't call her that," you said in a gruff hard voice. " And yeah, I mean, she's way too clingy to you Kaneki! If you don't help me do this then I'll probably end up doing it myself and dying because I can't go against a ghoul! Please, Kaneki..." after hearing your pleads he immediately nodded. " But I'm not strong enough..." You grinned once again and explained a short plan, basing it off of your knowledge of Ukaku ghouls and their abilities, also off of her 'love' for Kaneki.

It was late at midnight and both of you were on a roof, Kaneki hid on a larger part of the roof with his Rinaku out and flat against the smooth floor. You on the other hand were leisurely stood near the edge of the tall building with a gun hid in your pocket, enjoying the pleasant breeze running through your hair. "She's an idiot, ain't she Kaneki?" You asked him with a cheeky grin as he chuckled and agreed, still in position as you stared at the view of Tokyo with your hood up.

You had texted Touka on Kanekis phone asking her to meet him in the location both of you were present at. Of course she would blindly agree and rush over. When she will come closer the plan was too quickly turn but not before Kaneki said something to make her positive it was him, you'd try to shoot her and if you failed- which was most likely to happen- then Kaneki would impale her with his Kagune and then rip her apart. What lovely couple activities!

The door creaked open making your head raise a bit, " K-Kaneki? What do you want? It's late you know! Bakaneki!" Touka raised her voice a little as Kaneki responded from the roof, " I know but it's really important..." He silenced himself as Touka looked to the ground in anticipation then looked back up at the back of your hooded head.

You swung around and pointed the gun at her head then pulled the trigger. The sound echoed as Touka dodged just as she saw you pull a gun on her. She jumped into the air then aimed towards you with her Ukaku, preparing to shoot her shards until Kaneki stabbed her through the stomach with his Rinaku. Touka coughed up blood as you and Kaneki walked towards her pitiful body with the organ stabbed through her, " Ka-kaneki, why would you-" she cut herself off by sputtering as his Kagune multiplied, slowly making the wound bigger.

Laughing at her pathetic form you latched yourself onto Kanekis arm and shared a passionate kiss with him, just to really add salt to the wounds. " you do know that when a man is taken its the ultimate code to not be a whore with him?" You kicked her in the face as Kanekis arm wrapped around your waist. " You're- YOU'RE BOTH BLOODY INSANE, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!" She barely managed to yell as Touka started sobbing, probably not wanting to die. Finally she ripped in half as the blood splattered everywhere.

"Kaneki, I'm so glad you'd do this for me~" you started a slow dance with him even though there was no music as he warmly smiled down at you, " I'll do anything for you." Both of you twirled around and laughed as he leaned you down slightly and kissed you.

It didn't matter how crooked your relationship was, you two were practically made for each other....

I-I don't know....I'm tired....I don't care if it's shit....And btw i have nothing against Hide and Touka, in fact i actually like them both but i know youll all ignore me    ಥ_ಥ