Ok, so. I've finished all of my Disney Fairy books that I could find so I'm moving on to the Rainbow Magic books. This particular book was my favorite so I hope rereading it many years later doesn't ruin my childhood as much as this little fun fact did. So when I told made_of_starshine that I was doing these books she said "I loved those until I realized how awful they were, lol. Did you know daisy meadows isn't even a person and they were written by like 800 different people?" Soooo, yea. Thanks for ruining my childhood!!!! <3
Author: "Daisy Meadows"
Pages: 63
Lexile Level: 760
Publish Date: 2010
"[Kirsty and Rachel] were staying with Kirsty's gran in Leamouth for spring vacation."-1
So there are two things wrong with this. 1) Who lets their daughter stay with their friend's grandmother, who lives hours away???? 2) Who names their daughter Kirsty??!!!!!?!?!
"...they'd come to Lea-on-Sea, a small seaside resort..."-1
Who goes away to a fancy resort on spring break??? Most spring breaks are like a week long max! Who spends only a week at a resort!?!?!
"'I've got some shopping to do, so I'll meet you back here at noon,' Kirsty's gran said, getting off the bus."-1
Who leaves two girls, judging by the really bad pictures they're probably 8, 9, or 10- I don't care what the wiki says, they are not between 11 and 16-, alone on a resort that they've never been to!?!?! ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF THEM ISN'T EVEN RELATED TO YOU!!!!!! WOW THIS IS NEW RECORD!!! FOUR MISTAKES ON THE FIRST PAGE ONLY!!!!
"Tiny golden sparkles were shining all over it!"-3
If you start seeing golden sparkles, you should either go to the eye doctor, get a drug test, or check yourself into a mental hospital. Just some advice from your friendly neighborhood childhood ruiner!
"...both girls saw a tiny gold scroll tucked into it, tied with a pretty red ribbon. Rachel untied the ribbon and unfurled the scroll. Then both girls leaned over to read the tiny writing. 'King Oberon and Queen Titania hereby invite you to the Fairyland Ocean Gala,'"-4
When you find a note on the beach inside a shell, do not read it. If for some reason you do read it and it invites you to a fairy ball, throw it out. It's probably a code for some kind of drug deal. Don't get caught up in that. It's not smart. You're not smart if you do.
"'Let's hide behind these rocks so nobody sees us travel to Fairyland!'"-5
Yelling this for all to hear is NOT smart. If I heard this, I would be calling the police.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO I JUST LOOKED AT THE WIKI PAGE FOR RACHEL SO I COULD FIND OUT HOW OLD SHE IS AND IT SAYS "She sometimes feels sorry for Jack Frost because he doesn't have friends and no one loves him." WAY TO BE BLUNT WIKIPEDIA!!! "AND NO ONE LOVES HIM."AHAHAHAHAH IT'S JUST SO PERFECT THAT I LOVE IT!!!!
"...midnight-blue..."-10
Really. Just Really. Black! Just say Black! There's no such thing as "midnight-blue." It's almost an oxymoron. It. Is. BLACK!!!!
"'This is my plan,'[the queen] announced."-19
Yes, announce your plan for all to hear. How do they know the antagonist didn't leave any bugs or minions behind?
"'I have sent all seven creatures out into the human world,' the queen said. 'They will become the right size for the world, and will find themselves near a piece of the golden conch shell.'"-22
Wait, if you could do this, why not just teleport Rachel of Kirsty, they get the shell piece, then they come back. BAM!! You have all of the pieces. And it can be done in seven pages instead of seven books.
"[Antagonist] must have realized that [the queen] changed his spell."-33
Noooooooooooooooo.... It totally wasn't super obvious that this was going to happen. I'm in complete shock right now. Oh Em Geeeeee. *Sarcasm at its finest*
"They couldn't let the goblins find the missing shell pieces first."-35
Wait, if the antagonist wanted the shell pieces to begin with, then WHY DID HE SENT THE SHELL PIECES INTO THE OCEAN IN THE FIRST PLACE??? AAHHHHHH!! THIS IS SO AGGRAVATING!!!!
"'We were only gone for a minute'"-62
If they were sent back to their human form a minute after they turned into fairies, then what about when they were in the human world as fairies? They cout go, find themselves asf fairies, and create a time paradox. That would be much more interesting than the normal boring story.
Summary Time!
A thing breaks. The pieces are scattered. These two girls recover one of the pieces. The End.
I'm gonna go send Jack Frost an edible arrangement, he needs one.
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