Let's kidnap him {Zayn Malik} (paused)

Chapter 1

Lilly pov (cuz why not)

I woke up only to see myself in my best friends tumblr ass one direction filled room, so I got up from the floor,sitting up on the bed and staring at my best friend Mia, who's also sleeping on the floor under her desk. she looks calm in her sleep, it's weird, I don't like it. I grab her pillow, smacking her in the face with it.
"PILLOW TALK!" i walk up to her,screaming in her ear

"WhAt ThE AcTUaL fUcK LiLAYyY" Mia growls, slamming her had at the top of her desk. Unfazed she just rubs her head, being used it it by now. She looks at me looking pissed off, her hair covering her face, coming out of the hoodie she's wearing.

I shrugged, "I have risen from my slumber." I tell her

Walking over to her big ass bathroom, like damn.

I take a shower and do all of the morning beauty gurus routine shit , no one actually does those routines so the gurus better chill their asses.

Going over to the sink to brush my teeth, the door opens. I turn around and looked at Mia and saw that she was heading her way to the bathroom too so that she can take a shower  brush her teeth too.

I walk out of the bathroom, not before slapping her ass she's heading for the shower,
"Ayyyyy" she yells as she goes down on the floor twerking her ass
"Damn hoeeeeeee" I yell as I throw fake money at her, spanking her ass.

I go down stairs and into the living room and jump at the couch to sit on it

It's been a bit under a year Mia and I have been living alone. our families didn't like having to take care of us, so the minute we both turned 18 they got us this house, which I mean is fucking great and big as fuck, is, for some reason? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT! Like literally, the closest house to us is actually like an hour away from our place. I guess they wanted us as far away as possible. But I mean, we not really complaining, it's not like we actually had real friends anyways. People don't really like us. They call us the dick sucking fangirls, and no, not because we suck dick and fan girl about it, it's because we talked about sucking celebrity dick like once.. Okay maybe more than just once... maybe all the time.. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

Anyways they give us a lot of money every month to keep us away, so we wouldn't even have to ask them for anything.

I switched on the tv and spongebob was on, my eyes widen "MIA GET YOUR LITTLE FLAT ASS HERE DAD IS ON" I yell for her

I hear something thing fall down the stairs, I turn around seeing her naked, wet body get up from the floor, not fazed by the pain. We fall down the stairs like eight times a day.

"OH FATHER" she yells as she jumps on me looking up at the tv

"FORGIVE US FATHER, FOR WE DID NOT KNOW YOUR PRESENCE WAS HERE" We yell at the tv, our hands in praying motion as we look down, praying for father sponge bobs forgiveness.

"GRAB THIS DICK ITS YOURS BITCH" My phone screams, which means

"OOH ZAYN NEWS" me and her both yell at the same time, attacking my phone

"AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH" WE YELL

"ZAYN IS COMING" mia shouts out

speechless.. I stare at her, a blank look on my face.
my idol is coming to my country..
I WANT HIM

"lets kidnap him" I blurt out
Mia stares at me with furrowed brows for a few seconds, looking like she's actually thinking about it. Her face turns in to a devious grin as she looks down at the zayn lyrics we printed out and put in a frame, on the living rooms coffee table.

wiggling her eyebrows at me. "I like where this is going.." she says, in the voice of a deep pedophile sounding old man, which she's SO good at, it creeps me the fuck out like every time.

I look up at her in the same way, an evil grin spreading on my face.

So, for the whole day, Mia and I plan out what we're going to do, I mean, have you seen daddy's muscles? Shits gonna be hard as fuck. But like damn tho can he choke me with them? I'LL PAY HIM!

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We look down at our plan paper again and start thinking about how we're going to do everything and actually get away with it. I FEEL LIKE IM IN A MOVIEEEEE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN ONE AYYYYY!