Let's kidnap him {Zayn Malik} (paused)

Chapter 32

"Dana" zayn sat down, it was already late night and everyone went home, except Zayn.

Zayn insisted on staying with me and i of course gladly accepted "what's up?" I ask as he sighed "i need to... show you something..."

I tilt my head, "oh my god, i've been waiting for this day" I say, putting on chapstick, GUESS WHOS GONNA GET SOME BEEP BEEP TONIGHT.

the door slams open, i shriek "EEK WHAT THE FUCK"

a group of guys came in, dressed up as police strippers.

"Ohhhh, zaynnn, who knew you liked to spoil me with more than one guyyy, damnnn i might not be able to walk for a mont..." i trail off, widening my eyes.

Their abs were old, shiny as they played the magic mike song.

My jaws drop "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT"

IS THAT ACTUALLY MY LORD IN FRONT OF ME???????

"MY LORD?" I got up, my hospital gown flowing as i bowed, my head on the ground as they all stopped dancing, looking around as if they were all saying "hold up ya'll seeing what i'm seeing?" Channing says as Zayn laughed his head off.

Channing shrugged it off, they all continued to dance as zayn picked up Dana bridal style "look who i brought baby!" He gleams with happiness as i stare at them, drooling.

"M... my lord..." i kiss my hand and throwing it to Channing as he started to hump the chair that Zayn sat on.

"Zayn zayn zayn! Put me on the bed! I want him on top of me!" I gleam with happiness, zayn's face hardened "no, I won't allow that." He said as i pout, yet inside i was screaming happily MY BABY IS MY BOYFRIEND AND HE SAID THAT EHEHEJEJEJEJH IM SHY

i giggle to myself "gee Dana" i tell myself as i kissed Zayn's cheek.

Zayn purses his lips, trying not to smile.

Mia came in "hey Lily i forgo- MY LORD" she dropped the flowers and knelt down, bowing yet staring at Channing as he started humping the ground.

Mia got up, stumbling 'MY LORD HAS COME. OUR SAVIOR'

"Hah..." Mia slumped down, fainting.

Once the song was done, the guys left, leaving Channing Tatum alone.

Channing grabbed his black coat, wearing And tying it as he sat on the chair, panting "so you're Lily?" He asked as my eyes sparkled.

Zayn finally sets me down on the bed, putting the blanket over my body as he sat on the bed next to me.

"Well..." i pause, glancing up.

I smiled weakly before turning to Channing with a grin "call me Dana from now on."

Zayn widened his eyes at me, i glance at Zayn and he smiled, holding my hand.

Right, Dana went through a lot of shit, Lily was supposed to be her new life. But did Lily actually get a new life? I'm much better off as Dana, even if Dana went through so much and struggled, i still learnt. Lily was just something to hide myself from.

But what am i hiding from?

It was all pointless.

I shouldn't have changed my name.

"Ah, Dana." Channing said as he smiled and i nervously sweat "yes my lord"

He paused "why... why are you, your friend and even Justin Bieber calling me a lord?"

I sweat drop "well..."

I glance at Zayn "um... I don't know if i should say this but one time when me and Mia were on a bridge, you-" i got interrupted by Channing's loud gasp "WAIT YOURE DANA AND THATS MIA?" He yelled as he pointed at the unconscious Mia who was on the floor.

I smirked "yep."

He shivered, "goddamit Malik, i knew i should have forced you to tell me their names!"

Zayn furrowed his brows "huh? Why?" He pats my head "did she do something wrong? I apologize"

I blink a few times "why are you apologizing babe?"

"Hm? Well aren't we a couple?" He looked up, thinking "don't couples share everything? Even apologies?" He tilted his head as if he was asking himself the question.

I close my eyes, CONTROL YOURSELF DANA CONTROL IT.

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BABY NOT YET

DO NOT BE INTRIGUED, NOT WHEN THE LORD IS HERE.

"I get why you call me lord now. Should have known the moment you guys said so" Channing shivered as he paused once i reached out my hand, trying to stop him from walking away but zayn made him stop "wait Tatum"

Zayn glances at me, waiting for me to talk as i melted at the fact that he stopped Channing for me.

"Well..." i blush, embarrassed "last time you didn't give me your number for the damage..." i say, biting my bottom lip as i hid my face with my hands

"What did you guys do?" Zayn asked, patting my head, still confused. Channing widened his eyes, staring at me "DO NOT TELL HIM MISS DANA." He begged "Here's my number, let's be friends." Channing smiled nervously as he wrote on the paper, quickly walking away.

I sweat dropped "yes my lord"

He awkwardly steps away from the VIP room, leaving me and zayn alone.

Well, Mia too but she's unconscious so she doesn't count right?

"Baby why did you bring Channing here? That was so sweet" i melt as he pats my head again.

He out of no where kisses my cheek, holding both my hands as i blush.

"Zayn?"

"Well..." he sighs, being sad all of a sudden as i blink.

"When i came here, i had a one year break from the media. I wanted a place that was quiet, so i chose this city" he explains as i became serious once i noticed him explaining his reason for coming.

"But..." he looks down "the one year ended."

I open my mouth, hold on.

Is this a break up?

But...

What?

"Are you... breaking..." i sniffle as he glances at me, he widens his eyes, freaking out that i'm about to cry "NONO! I'm not breaking up with you" he hugged me as i buried myself in his chest "really?"

"Yeah babe" he said, chuckling as i sighed in relief "well goddamn i was about to call Channing for comfort" i say.

I felt him tense up "well I didn't know you liked Channing that much." He muttered as i giggled, who knew Zayn can be jealous?

"Look, i'll be gone from time to time but... i'll also come back frequently." Zayn said, cupping my face.

I grinned, "i have an idea..."