MILEYS HAMMER/PRINCESS/ LILLY POV:
We made zayn lose unconsciousness because we arrived at the house since Mia doesn't want zayn to know the location of the house even though it would be impossible for him to know
ZAYN POV
(Ma precious)
I woke up, and found myself that i was in a tumblr, girly ass room.
I blinked a few seconds to check my surroundings again and i was right. I am in a girls room, and it's not my sisters nor my girlfriend's room.
I felt my back itching so i tried to get up to adjust my seating and itch it when.. I realized i'm hand cuffed onto the bed.
"Are.you.fucking.kidding.me" i said in a low, paranoid voice.
Everything flashed through my mind of what happened yesterday and I yelled out "PRINCESSSSSSS, COME HERE YOU LITTLE WHO-" i got interrupted when the door swings open and princess comes in with a face that looked like her sugar daddy gave her a blow job.
Well, to sum it up her face looked lightened up.
"Aw babe you're up so early!" She exclaimed.
I lifted one of my eyebrows and asked "why what time is it"
She just stared at me, expressionless.
"Umm" i said as i waited for her answer.
"Say it again and i'll tell you what time is it" she said in a demanding tone.
"Say what~?" I whined and hit the bed over and over again with my legs.
I got tired of everything that i ended up as if i was a 5 yr old boy whom his mommy took away his truck.
She walked towards me and smirked, wiggling her eyebrows, looking like a old pedophile man, JESUS THE CHILLS.
"God what are you doing" i asked in disgust as i see her wiggle her eyebrows even more.
She stopped and climbed ontop of me, sitting on-top of me
"Excuse you" i said, clearly in shock of what she's doing.
"SAY PRINCESS YOU DAMN HORSE"
"H-Horse?! Who's the damn hores!" I exclaimed.
She pocked our her tongue at me and screamed.
"Why are you bloody screaming! My ears are fooking bleeding!"
She took a deep breath and said "say princess" as she went back to screaming.
I bit my bottom lip, irritated by her and raised my voice saying "fine fine! Princess!"
She stopped screaming and laughed like a pig. Her head swaying from left to right.
I've never met someone who
laughed like that, I'm curious about her, I admit.
And yet, she doesn't look like the kind of person who kills you so it looks like I'm.. well, safe is a strong word for a situation like this..
Her body suddenly leaped forward and fell onto my chest, her nose breathing onto my neck.
"Good boy! It's 3: 14" she said, going closer to my neck that i could feel her lips on my neck.
I exhaled dramatically so she could notice "you reek of alcohol" i said.
She sighed and went quite for a few seconds, as if she was thinking if she should tell me or not.
I paused, "wait, am or pm?"
She ignored my question "My father paid me again, i admit i kind of want a family who misses me..but i guess this is more fun than being missed right?" She muttered but luckily i heard her, since she was close, obviously.
"Oh you're up- LILLY I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHARE HIM WITH ME" cupcake shouted as she walked closer to us.
I groaned once i heard her say share, am i a sex toy? Worse, a sex slave?
She said something that was more like a hum, i furrowed my eyebrows at princess, wondering what she said.
Cupcake sighed and said "okay..he's yours, sigh."
"Did you just sigh and literally say sigh? And how did you even understand her, she hummed" I questioned, god this house is weird as fook.
I felt princess breathing hard, meaning she slept on top of me while i'm hand cuffed, great.
I felt something wet on my neck..was she crying? Or was she sick so her nose is full of boogers that it's on my neck, GROSS.
God she's mysterious and weird.
"It's all from experience, well i'll get going down stairs to-" she got interrupted when the tv sponge bob's theme song came in, the house booming with the song.
Cupcake widened her eyes and cover her mouth "i'm late again to see fathers presence! Oh god, i hope he forgives me as i have done a sin" she said as she wiped a fake tear.
I stare at her, they call sponge bob father?
She turned back around and ran at full speed down stairs, i heard her scream out "SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS, SPONGE BOBBBBBB SQUARE PANTSSSS"
She then whistled at the end and i admit, it did sound like the theme song when they whistle at the end.
Oh god what am i even saying.
I wish a experienced kidnaper who kills kidnaps me right now, it would've been even better than seeing these strange girls.
Princess eyes shot open and she got up from my body and went rushing down stairs screaming and yelling "I AM LATE FOR MY FATHERS PRESENCE AGAIN, I HAVE MADE A DEADLY SIN MY FATHER PLEASE TAKE MY APOLOGIES"
While i was hand cuffed here confused on why on earth am i still alive.
After almsot an hour of fidgeting and shifting from how terrible they handcuffed my position, princess came back and gave me a sly, sneaky grin.
"What now?" I asked, tired of what she was going to do.
She yawned and said "wether you like it or not, i'll sleep on top of you again right now so brace for the uncomfortableness."
As she walked towards me, rubbing her eyes with her hand and slept on-top of me.
Oh for gods sake, can i take a break?
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