"shit" sam mumbled, his alarm going off repeatedly for the past 20 minutes. he picked up his phone and dismissed the alarm, and fell back onto his bed to get his head together. sam was quite a forgetful person, so everytime he woke up he had to list what he had to do that day. "home ec stuff, check.. did my homework last night, check.. sent doge memes to jamie, not done yet." sam muttered under his breath, counting each one with his fingers. he smiled a tiny bit when he realised he didnt send jamie stuff that would annoy him, which includes doge memes. sam picked his phone up again, and opened twitter.
sam 🐣: daily annoying meme coming right up
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jamie 💫: u mcfuccer
sam 🐣: ;;) no problem
sam stood up, and walked over to his wardrobe. he decided on a lime jumper and simple skinny jeans, with white sneaker platforms.
he ran downstairs to the kitchen, standing on his tippy toes to get the packet of crumpets in the cupboard. he jumped, and got the packet. "being small sucks,"(hAIM TALL SO I DONT UNDERSTAND BAHAHAHAHHAH) sam mumbled to himself, opening the packet and selecting a crumpet that didnt look squashed. he took his phone out and scrolled through his youtube playlist, he decided on one of the songs named 'the fear' by lily allen, sam's inspiration. sam hummed most of the song until the chorus, "i dont whats right or whats real anymore, and i dont know how im meant feel anymore, when do you think it'll all become clear? cause im being taken over by the fear," sam sung happily, dancing a tiny bit. "wow," a voice spoke. "holy!- knock next time, dodie." sam exclaimed, holding his chest. "bit overdramatic, dont ya think? that was cute," dodie winked, and leaned against a wall. sam rolled his eyes, and got out a plate, and got butter out. "shut up, dods." he muttered, going over to the toaster when the crumpet was ready. "jesus, only one crumpet? are you human?" dodie joked, sometimes sam regrets giving dodie the extra key to his house, and the one of the sometimes was now.
