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kevob: eeeeeeeeeee maths is boooring

sammy-sunshine: i have fuccing geography maths is better that geography we're learning about australia ffs

kevob: why are you learning about australia if we're in ireland

sammy-sunshine: idk ask mrs.dickface

kevob: LMAO SAM

sammy-sunshine: jk jk the teachers name is mrs.o'connor more like mrs.o'snottor

kevob: im gonna get detention bc of u making me laugh in class

sammy-sunshine: pretend u were laughing at ur dicc and how small it is

kevob: SAM IM ANGREY NOW

sammy-sunshine: its a joke omg 

kevob: yea but i dont have a small dick :((((((((((((((((((((

sammy-sunshine: rip 

sammy-sunshine: are you implying you have a big dicc

kevob: maybe maybe not

kevob: ;;)

sammy-sunshine: i hope u get detention u dick succer

sammy-sunshine: ppl who brag about having big diccs are minorities to me

kevob: since when did u become edhy

sammy-sunshine: SINCE I SUCKED YO DICC

kevob: AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

sammy-sunshine: which means never

kevob: aw :(

sammy-sunshine: are u implying you want me to

kevob: would u do it

sammy-sunshine: shit em

sammy-sunshine: totally not

kevob: samuel halliday im disappointed in u we're not 16 yet 

sammy-sunshine: yeAH BUT ITS NOT LIKE UR TORTURING ME AND U HAVE A BLOOD KINK

kevob: why are we talking about kinks but ok talk about ur kink 

sammy-sunshine: i have a em

sammy-sunshine: its a weird kink

kevob: all kinks are accepted by kevin

kevob: even blood kinks but im not sure on that one

sammy-sunshine: i hAVE EH

kevob: rabies????? aids?????

sammy-sunshine: wtf lmaoooo im too shy to say it im blushing rn

kevob: aaaaaawwwwww is sammy not edgy anymore 

sammy-sunshine: shuuutup i have a 

kevob: i know

kevob: a DDADDY KINk

sammy-sunshine: holy shi

kevob: did i get it

sammy-sunshine: yes unfortunately :(

kevob: i now have a boner imagining u calling me daddy shit

sammy-sunshine: daddy

kevob: IM DED 

kevob

sammy-sunshine: D A D D Y

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sammy-sunshine: D A D D Y

kevob: holy

kevob: SAM UR ONLY 15 WTF

sammy-sunshine: lol and??? id call u daddy anyday

kevob: even infront of a teacher

kevob: EVEN INFRONT OF UR MUM

sammy-sunshine: i called my ex infront of my mum daddy and she spat out her tea and told me to get a room

kevob: lmao 

sammy-sunshine: but do u have an ass

kevob: no but u do 

sammy-sunshine: this girl im sitting next to is like 'gay ass ' and she said to me 'who are u texting on tumblr ur gay bf'

sammy-sunshine: and i was like 'yeah' and she was like 'so am i' and she showed to me her convo with her gf and i started laughing

sammy-sunshine: and she read ur text 'but i dont have a small dick' and she said to me 'when he says that on tumblr and he puts in sad faces you know he aint lying boy' and i just started wheezing

kevob: its true tho

sammy-sunshine: and she is saying to me about how ur gay and too cocky

kevob: im cocky bc i have a big cocky

sammy-sunshine: I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER


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