kevob: eeeeeeeeeee maths is boooring
sammy-sunshine: i have fuccing geography maths is better that geography we're learning about australia ffs
kevob: why are you learning about australia if we're in ireland
sammy-sunshine: idk ask mrs.dickface
kevob: LMAO SAM
sammy-sunshine: jk jk the teachers name is mrs.o'connor more like mrs.o'snottor
kevob: im gonna get detention bc of u making me laugh in class
sammy-sunshine: pretend u were laughing at ur dicc and how small it is
kevob: SAM IM ANGREY NOW
sammy-sunshine: its a joke omg
kevob: yea but i dont have a small dick :((((((((((((((((((((
sammy-sunshine: rip
sammy-sunshine: are you implying you have a big dicc
kevob: maybe maybe not
kevob: ;;)
sammy-sunshine: i hope u get detention u dick succer
sammy-sunshine: ppl who brag about having big diccs are minorities to me
kevob: since when did u become edhy
sammy-sunshine: SINCE I SUCKED YO DICC
kevob: AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
sammy-sunshine: which means never
kevob: aw :(
sammy-sunshine: are u implying you want me to
kevob: would u do it
sammy-sunshine: shit em
sammy-sunshine: totally not
kevob: samuel halliday im disappointed in u we're not 16 yet
sammy-sunshine: yeAH BUT ITS NOT LIKE UR TORTURING ME AND U HAVE A BLOOD KINK
kevob: why are we talking about kinks but ok talk about ur kink
sammy-sunshine: i have a em
sammy-sunshine: its a weird kink
kevob: all kinks are accepted by kevin
kevob: even blood kinks but im not sure on that one
sammy-sunshine: i hAVE EH
kevob: rabies????? aids?????
sammy-sunshine: wtf lmaoooo im too shy to say it im blushing rn
kevob: aaaaaawwwwww is sammy not edgy anymore
sammy-sunshine: shuuutup i have a
kevob: i know
kevob: a DDADDY KINk
sammy-sunshine: holy shi
kevob: did i get it
sammy-sunshine: yes unfortunately :(
kevob: i now have a boner imagining u calling me daddy shit
sammy-sunshine: daddy
kevob: IM DED
kevob:
sammy-sunshine: D A D D Y
kevob: holy
kevob: SAM UR ONLY 15 WTF
sammy-sunshine: lol and??? id call u daddy anyday
kevob: even infront of a teacher
kevob: EVEN INFRONT OF UR MUM
sammy-sunshine: i called my ex infront of my mum daddy and she spat out her tea and told me to get a room
kevob: lmao
sammy-sunshine: but do u have an ass
kevob: no but u do
sammy-sunshine: this girl im sitting next to is like 'gay ass ' and she said to me 'who are u texting on tumblr ur gay bf'
sammy-sunshine: and i was like 'yeah' and she was like 'so am i' and she showed to me her convo with her gf and i started laughing
sammy-sunshine: and she read ur text 'but i dont have a small dick' and she said to me 'when he says that on tumblr and he puts in sad faces you know he aint lying boy' and i just started wheezing
kevob: its true tho
sammy-sunshine: and she is saying to me about how ur gay and too cocky
kevob: im cocky bc i have a big cocky
sammy-sunshine: I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
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qt ; sevin/tdcc
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