The Marauders are so puny

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James turning down every
Hogsmeade
invitation by telling
them he is going stag






Sirius spreading a rumor
that he has a cat just so
when people ask him
about it he can go
" Nah, I'm a dog person. "





Peter being loud so when
a teacher chews him out,
he can promise to be
" quiet as a mouse "





Remus skiping meals so
people could hear his
stomach grumbling he
can apologize for being,
" Hungry like the wolf "







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