Bob: hey bro, i just broke mah laig
Bill: new phone who dis
Bob: it's Mallory, your ex girlfriend
Bill: mallypoo I told you to never contact me again
Bob: jk this is bob, dude u really shouldn't ignore her, she didn't mean to kill your fish
Bill: SHE OVERFED HIM, I TOLD HER NOT TOO, how's ur laig
Bob: mah laig just got run over by a herd of buffalo, what do you think?
Bill: sorry dude, whose Buffalo?
Bob: by the looks of them they were George's
Bill: we need to sue him this is the sixth time this week, not even to mention the stampeding gorillas
Bob: I'll call the popo
Bill: ok dude, I gtg
Bob: good thing cuz I'm going into cardiac arrest
Bill: wait what?
Bill: bob?
Bill: bob u there?
Bill: hello?
Bill: where u go?
Bob: Hello? this is the nurse.....
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