as lana walked down the hallway, all you could hear was the clink of her heels against the floor. lana was literally two steps away from the exit when the receptionist asked,"so how are you gonna pay?".
"im not going to bye!!1"-lana.
lana instead gave the receptionist a piece of paper saying abel would take it out from his paycheck. lana put on her sunglasses (refer to cupcakke budget music video sunglasses-author), and left with a smile plastered on her face.she called up her limo she waited for it to arrive to the massage parlor, as she waited she called matthew.
"hey matthew, i was just gonna let you know that we will have celebratory coke today."
"well ill be sure to get my best coke, i will place it on the gold plate."
"aw thats so sweet daddy, i will be there in like 30 minutes. i need to stop by spencers for penis candys, you know the gummy ones? also im getting a penis lollipop for practice before i suck on your dicc", lana says and she can hear matthews breath harshen.
"okay i will be expecting you, dont take too long"
"i wont, i promise daddy"
lana was a liar, because she took 3 fucking hours picking genital shaped candy at spencers. she couldnt decide between the gummys, hard candies, or the chocolate candy. lana ended up buying all of them, and you could hear "finally" from all the crusty white people behind her.
once the penis candy was paid for and bagged, lana was on the road to the "bear trap mansion" as matthew referred to his huge house. lana opened the chocolate penises first, she hoped they would taste like hersheys chocolate (she hadnt had it in a long ass time and yes they did sell vegan chocolate penises at this spencers). as she started sucking on the chocolate penis she was sad that they did not meet her expectations. she continued to eat and suck on it regardless.
after a long ass ride, one reroute, and a bathroom break later lana had finally made it to matthews home. by this time it had been 5 hours, lana knew she wouldnt ever make it in time to matthews house because, well, she had a big decision to make at spencers. lana called matthew over facetime to tell him that she had arrived.
"daddy ive just arrived"
"youre 4 hours and thirty minutes late"
"well you know they had a long line at spencers and picking penis candy isnt easy, it's like deciding whether that penis will give you pleasure or if it's just a waste of time you know? also i got lost like 5 times before i could actually come here you have to understand my struggle daddy. i love you..."
"okay... well im glad youre here now, the password to the gates is "beartrap mansion 123". i'll be a the door waiting for you"
"okay... also excuse me if this comes off as rude but, really? beartrap mansion 123 is the easiest shit to guess, you literally have beartrap mansion written on the gate. do you honestly think nobody would guess that?"
"well no one would guess the 123 part okay, lana dont be so rude"
"im just saying, someones gonna break in one day"
"okay, thanks for worrying about me baby"
"okay bye now, i have to tell my driver to leave and i have to put your fairly obvious passcode in."
the call ended with the facetime beep that occurs when you end the call. lana put the passcode in and she was let inside the gates. she was honestly not impressed by the things that were seen in matthews garden there was a gold pathway towards the door and there was huge garden, this garden was just weed lans checked. she went up to the door and just opened it, if you were wondering it was left unlocked, lana guessed he thought his gate made him safer which wasnt really the case.
lana locked the door after she had shut it and went up the double helix stairs that matthew had because he was extra. once she was to the top she saw matthew on the couch she sat next to him and grabbed a dicc lollipop. she then started sucking on it and matthews face instantly lit up.
" i think we should start the night with some light wine. what do you think daddy?"
"i think thats a great idea"
matthew went towards the phone on the table closest to him and called his servants she assumed. he said,"bring me the best and most expensive wine i own, also bring some wine glasses and coasters thanks sarah".
not long after that a white girl wearing an ugly maids outfit, the wine was the chateau lafite rothschild paulliac from 2010. since it was 2017 right now lana was excited. it cost 1000$ but she guessed the white girl just googled which wine was the most expensive or expensive wine. lana knew that matthew had more expensive wine, he was a super impulsive buyer so she knew he probably had 100000$ wine but we dont talk about that.
the white girl poured the wine in the glasses and matthew said, "okay you can leave this room now and go see if my weeds growing, also water the weed."
"yes sir"-white girl maid.
she leaves the room and matthew starts talking to lana. he takes a sip of the wine places it on the table beside him and says, "lana, i was so nervous you werent going to make it. you know? i thought, who am i gonna share this good cocaine with now? i cant share it with sarah, all shes good for is taking care of my weed and cleaning the house. now that i think about it thats her job so obviously she would be good at it".
"well daddy im sorry i took so long, i promise next time i wont worry you. i know how dumb white bitches can be, thats why i make harry from one direction clean my house now. he cleans the house if i give him one blow job, you know you gotta do what you gotta do so your house doesnt look like shit."-lana.
"i understand, it's a cruel world we live in lana. why dont we have a toast? to your victory with abel, the hits we are about to take, and the good sex we are going to have while intoxicated, but it will be protected sex!!1", he says while raising his wine glass.
lana laughs along with matthew and they clink their glasses. they take a sip of the wine and they both place them on the table. matthew then calls his butler,"hey chad, i need my coke bring it in the gold plate with my gold blade to crush it real good."
lana was so excited for the coke she kissed matthew.
matthews bottom lip is in between both of hers so she decides that it is a good idea to suck on his bottom lip, this is a good idea because soon he starts to groan. she then positions her mouth in a way that allows her to put her tongue inside of matthews mouth. just as they are about to start their fight for dominance or whatever, chad comes with the coke,plate, and blade.
chad coughs go get their attention and matthew tells him to just leave it on the table beside their drinks. he then leaves after doing what he is told, lana is basically wet in her panties just by seeing the coke and thinking about all the lines shes about to do.
"matthew, you know what i want you to do?"
" what would that be?"
" i want you to fuck me while i take a hit."
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