Rosie- I feel like soup
Rosie- I want chicken soup
Rosie- pls
Jisoo- Why do you need it?
Rosie- I don't feel gooooood
Rosie- and it's really cold all of a sudden
Jennie- maybe because you use to live in a desert called Australia and you ain't ready for the cold
Rosie- bitch don't be pickin' fights with me and my country 😤👊
Rosie- and guys I'm serious
Jisoo- I gotchu fam
Rosie- thanks jichu
Lisa- wait my baby is sick?!??!
Rosie- well I feel like that so I guess
Lisa- IM ABOUT TO RUN FASTER THAN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Lisa- GOTTA BLASTTTTTT
Rosie - wait I thought she was recording for her show?
Jennie- welp that's what I thought as well
Jisoo- well it's Lisa we're talking about she would do anything for her lil pasta
Rosie- Lisa if you leave that recording imma hit you
Jennie- spank ;)
Jisoo- Jennie shut up
Lisa- Do ya want Playtex or Tampax?
Rosie- 🅱️OIIIIII I SAID I WAS SICK NOT ON MY PERIOD
Rosie- DUMBASS
Jennie- why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin?
Lisa- fine they weren't on special anyway
Rosie- SUCK MY ASS LISA
Lisa- oh I will ;)
Jennie- this is almost gayer than me
Lisa- anyway I gotchu snacks and plushies
Jisoo- is it weird that I can feel Rosie blushing through the screen
Rosie- shut up mom
Rosie- thanks Lis 😘
Rosie- OMG SHE BROUGHT FINDING NEMO
Jennie- Lisa is such an Oppa ughhhh 😜😍😋😝
Jisoo- please don't ever use those emojis with that sentence ever again
Jisoo- and bitch watchu talkin bout I'm right here
Jennie- boi you ain't Lisa Oppa 😫
Jennie- anyway I thought Lisa didn't like Finding Nemo
Lisa- I don't but I like watching anything as long as I'm with Rosie
Jennie- even porn?
Jennie- Anyway
Jennie- I WANT LISA AS MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW
Rosie- NO YOU CANT HAVE HER
Jennie- WHY NOT
Rosie- BECAUSE SHES MINE AND MINE ONLY 😤
Lisa- Yeah I'm pretty happy with being Rosie's
Jennie- YOU TWO ARE THE CUTEST THINGS ON THIS EARTH
Rosie- we have our number one fan girl 😂
Lisa- YUP
Jennie- this chat feels empty for some reason
Rosie- do you guys hear something
Lisa- it's sounds like crying
Jennie- yeah
Rosie- it sounds like it's coming from the bathroom
Lisa- wait where's Jisoo?
Jennie- OH FUCK THIS BITCH BETTER NOT DO A HANNAH BAKER ON US
Lisa- SHITTTTT
Rosie- WE BETTER DASI RUN RUN RUN
TO BE CONTINUED 😍😜😝😋
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The Hoe Show (Blackpink Crack Chat)
FanfictionA bunch of gays stuck in a group chat