The Hoe Show (Blackpink Crack Chat)

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Jisoo- have you ever thought of being a truck driver?

Jennie- what type of question even is that?

Rosie- it's 2 am why are you awake?

Jisoo- no one answered my question

Lisa- actually yes

Lisa- I have thought about it

Lisa- because why park chaeyoung when you can ride her? ;)

Rosie- ;)

Jisoo- okay not the answer I was looking for

Jennie- okay are Y'all gonna fuck or something?

Lisa- ;)

Rosie- ;)

Jennie- bitch this ain't the emoji movie da fuk?

Jennie- use some English bitch

Jisoo- I have another question who in the fuck made our fandom name?

Jisoo- like our fandom name is such a basic ass hoe name

Rosie- bitch imma flame yo ass if you diss the fandom name

Jisoo- who even made the name?

Jennie- us

Jisoo- oh shit

Jisoo- Well i suddenly love the fandom name

A/N (btw i don't hate the fandom name)

Jennie has renamed the chat to 'Blacktitties'

Lisa- Heh

Lisa- titties

Jisoo- thanks i love me sum blacktitties

Rosie- oke what kind of group chat name is that

Jennie- it's a cool name fym?

Jisoo- yeh like the fuck bih would you prefer pinktitties?

Rosie- Guys its 2 am why are we discussing pink titties?

Jennie- fine let's discuss something else that's pink

Lisa- Yeh

Lisa- like this di-

Jisoo- NOOOO not in my christian household.

Jennie- yes I would like to place an order for 75 gallons of holy water.

Rosie- I suddenly can't read english

Lisa- calm down I was just trying to moisten up this dryness we call a chat room.

Jennie- Bitch this place is only dry because yo ass is always thirsty

Rosie- oH SHiiiit ROaSTeD BoI

Jisoo- Jennie supplying them facts

Lisa- RUDDDDDEEE

Jennie- second of all don't ever use moisten in your life existence ever again. Thank you.

Lisa- I h8 you jennifer

Jennie- I h8 you too

Jisoo- wait h and 8?

Jisoo- h8?

Jisoo- h-eight?

Jisoo- height?

Jisoo- why are you suddenly talking about height?

Jisoo- im confused

Rosie- can someone send her back to the prehistoric ages, pls and thank

Lisa- gladly

Jisoo- wait im so confused h8?

Jennie- just connect the dots Jisoo it ain't that hard

Jisoo- WELL I DIDN'T PASS ALGEBRA SO I DONT KNOW THE FORMULA FOR H8

Jisoo has been kicked out of Blacktitties by Jennie

Jennie- that should fix the problem

Rosie- thank you

Lisa- the struggle is over

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