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Jennie- Rosie where ya at?

Jisoo- Can ya shut up, me and dalgom are sleeping

Jennie- Dalgom is the only bitch you ever gonna get

Jennie- and its 4 in the afternoon

Jisoo- EXCUSE ME

Jisoo- I thought I was your bitch?

Lisa- And you call me gay

Lisa- Oh yeah Rosie is sleeping

Jisoo- hMMMMM hOw DId YOu kNOw

Lisa- She's in my room rn

Jisoo- ;)))))

Jisoo- HMMMMM VERY INTERESTING

Jennie- Go to sleep queen of being ROOOOD

Jisoo- You go to sleep queen of being a bitch

Jennie- You're my little bitch

Lisa- you guys are the gayest people i've met

Jisoo- SHut yO BUBble GUM DUMB DUmb LooKin ASS the FUCk uP BEforE I TeLL eM WhAt wE DiD aT tHe CluB

Lisa- YOU WOULDN'T DARE

Jisoo- Don't even try me Manoban

Jennie- OOoooo I wanna know

Jisoo-Shut up tree stump

Jennie- I love you and hate you at the same time

Lisa- You're so mean to each other I swear

Jennie- Shut it Manogay

Lisa- Whatever egghead, forehead bigger and brighter than my future

Jennie- YOU WANNA FUCKIncNCI DIE???!!!?

Jisoo- Why is Rosie with you?

Lisa- I told her I had heaps of M&M's and so she decided to come over and eat all of them

Jennie- Can ya wake her up pls?

Lisa- do you want me to get beaten up?

Jennie- Yes kind of

Lisa- ROOOOOOOD

Lisa- anyway why do you even need her?

Jennie- cuz i need to know how she made me that noodle cup thing

Jisoo- All this for ramen?

Jennie- Yes it was really good

Jisoo- Jennie the instructions are on the cup...

Jennie- Bitchfsdssd I aint no Gordon Ramsay

Jisoo- Istg

Jisoo- Lisa just wake Rosie up so Jennie can shut her stupid ass up

Lisa- No, she looks really cute right now

Lisa- She fell asleep after having a sugar rush, she had passed out of the floor in a pink tutu so I had to carry her to bed

Jennie- THATS SOOO CUTE

Lisa- I KNOWWW! she kept on singing on how she was pink tutu fairy

Jisoo- she's such a baby

Lisa- Yeah, she my baby

Lisa- My baby pink tutu fairy

Jennie- Okay, I really wanna say how thats gay af, but it's honestly adorable

Lisa- I'm straight

Lisa- But she's still my baby pink tutu fairy

I Stan a bunch of baby pink tutu fairies

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