Gsew: heLP
Gsew: HELP
Gsew: I NEED HELPPPPWOWPWPE
Gsew: EZXXCUSE MEEE
Gsew: THERES A DOG CHASING MEEEE
Oppa Manoban: just tell it to shoo
Living Gucci: why is there another bitch chasing you and it ain't me?
Choccy Milk: OH IT MIGHT HAVE RABIES
Gsew: sTOP TrYInG tO SCAre mE
Gsew: I WAS JUST TRYING TO PLAY POKÉMON GOOOO
Oppa Manoban: Pokémon go is dead
Gsew: LIKE YOU IN A SECOND IF YOU DONT HELP ME
Choccy Milk: just stop and don't move
Gsew: CHAEYOUNG IT ISNT A DINOSAUR
Choccy Milk: Worth a try?
Gsew: oH it worked
Oppa Manoban: stoopid ass
Gsew: FOK OFFFF
Gsew: but thank you wise chaeyoung sensei
Choccy Milk: call me that one more time and I'll throw you in front of a moving train
Gsew: alrighty then mr crabs I'll text the chat when I get home 🤤👌😤😍✊🔥
Oppa Manoban: pls don't come home
Living Gucci: OKAY WHO IN THE FICKITY FUCKITY TOOK MY ICE CREAM
Choccy Milk: it wasn't me
Oppa Manoban: ice cream is too cold for me
Choccy Milk: but a hoe never gets cold
Oppa Manoban: I hope you choke
Choccy Milk: yeah me too
Living Gucci: THEN WHO DID IT?!?!??!
Oppa Manoban: okay first stop slapping your keyboard with exclamation marks and second I bet chaeyoung did it
Choccy Milk: I DIDNT EAT SHIT WHATTTT
Oppa Manoban:
Choccy Milk: honestly I hope you drown
Living Gucci: WAIT
Living Gucci: wAIt
Living Gucci: WaiT
Living Gucci: I completely forgot about jisoo
Choccy Milk: yeah suck shit Lisa it was jisoo
Living Gucci: I SWEAR WHEN SHE COMES HOME SHE IS SOOOOO DEAD
Gsew: hey kiddos I'm home
Choccy Milk: JISOO LEAVE YO ASS IS GONNA GET FLAMED BY JENNIFER
Gsew: why what did I do?
Living Gucci: 🍦! 🍦! 🍦!
Gsew: oH shiiiit gotta blast
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The Hoe Show (Blackpink Crack Chat)
FanfictionA bunch of gays stuck in a group chat