Lisa- Jisoo please get out of the bathroom
Jisoo- no
Lisa- Okay lemme rephrase that
Lisa- JISOO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM I NEED TO PEE DUMBASS
Rosie- Pee on the floor don't act like you haven't done it before
Lisa- hey that rhymed
Rosie- HELL YEAH 😤
Jennie- Bby did I do something wrong?
Jennie- Baby
Jennie- Pls
Jennie- I'm sorry
Jennie- I love you
Rosie- If she kills herself in there can I have her stuff?
Lisa- Not the time !1!!!!11!
Jisoo- Jennie you a stanky rat hoe and I hate you
Jennie- Biffgsth the fuck
Jennie- I said I was sorry
Jisoo- sorry doesn't cut it Jennifer
Jennie- Pls don't call me that
Jisoo- Then i'll call you a stanky rat hoe
Lisa- ROASTED BOIIIII
Rosie- LISA SHUT UP
Lisa- JENNIE IS GONNA NEED SEVERAL SEATS BECAUSE JISOO JUST DRAGGER HER ASS
Rosie- tbh Jennie just ruined everything, I was happy all snuggled up with my bae now this shit happens
Jennie- HOWWWWW, I DIDN'T RUIN SHITTT
Rosie- BITCH IS YOU BLIND?
Rosie- JISOO IS OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS THAT YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY MAIN BITCH
Rosie- YOU CAN FUCKING APOLOGISE PROPERLY TO THE PURPLE TWAT INSIDE THE BATHROOM AND THEN FUCK HER NICELY AFTERWARDS.
Jennie- first ROOOOD
Jennie- second HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WILL WORK?!??!
Rosie- cuz
Rosie- I've learnt from experience ;)
Jennie- TOO MUCH INFO U LIL SHIT
Jennie- and how did I try to steal yo bitch?
Lisa- BECAUSE DORA THE FUCKIN EXPLORA I AIN'T YO OPPA IM ROSIE'S OPPA, YO BITCH IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN THE BATHROOM, AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT.
Jennie- I feel so attacked right now
Lisa- good cuz you deserve it
Jennie- Okay i'm sorry Jichu I love you so much can I take you out for dinner to make it up to you?
Rosie- you did it wrong!1!11!!!1
Jennie- fiNE
Jennie- yoU wANt sUm fuk?
Jisoo- hmmm yes andddd?
Jennie- I'll let you top for a week?
Jisoo- deal.
Lisa- how da fuk did that work?
Rosie- I have no idea
Rosie- and cya guys i'm leaving for a week
Lisa- wut why?!?!?
Rosie- THOSE NASTY ASSES ARE GONNA BE LOUDER THAN YOU WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH APPLE JUICE
Lisa- Tru can I come with?
Rosie- sure ;)
Lisa- ;)
Rosie- Wait that means I don't get to keep Jisoo's shit :(
Jisoo- hhAHAHAHahAhahaA LIKE YO ASS WAS GONNA GET MY STUFF
Rosie- $20 for dalgom?
Jisoo- Deal.
Jennie- WHy are we selling dogs via text
Rosie- HAHaAhahaHa I got myself another bitch
Lisa- I'm sick of yo shit
Jennie- honestly me too
Jisoo- wait does my top thing start today?
Jennie- yup
Jisoo- oH SHit GoTTa blASTTTT
Jisoo has logged off
Jennie- ;)
Jennie has logged off
Rosie- oh fuk
Lisa- literally
Sorry for not uploading in awhile love you guys ❤️
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The Hoe Show (Blackpink Crack Chat)
FanfictionA bunch of gays stuck in a group chat
