Levi x reader smut

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*Four's POV*

*Ding*

"Four my love, can you answer the door?" Levi's sexy-ass voice rang though the house, and eternally I groan, getting off my plush fabric couch.

"Mhm."

I smiled softly at some of the pictures of Levi and I in the hallway, reaching the door not too long after.

Twisting the cool metal knob and yanking it open, I almost pass out at what I saw.

Old man.

Gray hair.

Brown eyes.

In a
Fucking
Spider costume.

"Lemme smas-," he paused, his eyes widening. "Wrong person?" I guess, currently scarred for life.

"... I'm dead..." and he rolled into a ball and crawled away, saying, "Ben is a hoe,"

(A/N LEMME SMASH MEMERS WILL KNOW ;) )

Closing the door quickly and resisting the urge to burst out laughing, I turn back to a Levi walking to the front room.

"Who was tha- I don't wanna know, nevermind." He waved his hand in a 'nope' gesture as he looked at my shocked face, reading my expression. "I'm scarred."

"Like how my dick scarred you," he coughed awkwardly, walking away before anything happened.

"YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN-"

"Stop cursing!"

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Just cause you can't write pernico for your life. And payback. ;)