Master of Chickens
By EKA Metal Anthem
Faster than a constipated snail
Terrifying sister
Enraged and like a zoik
He's half man and half twister
Master of chickens I'm pulling your buttons
Twisting your words and smashing your puppys
Blinded by me, you can't see the chitons
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you cry
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you cry
Master
Master
1.3245354 is the number of the sister.
A demented voldemort nestled somewhere in time
A smelly Umbridge - no warnings, no signs
Judgment day and the an evil devil arrives
Eventually, they all commit crimes
The puppys went SMACK, there was no use turning back
'Cause I just had to see, was a sister watching me?
In the mist the words twist
Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?
1.3245354 is the number of the sister.
Is it the end, my friend?
Master you're going 'round the bend
Half man and half twister
No, no, please, no
1.3245354 ... 1.3245354
