Randomness

Randomness, randomness, randomness... I swear life is so freaking random. I keep a quote list of random stuff I hear and it's 3,049 words, wow. I'll share some my favorite ones.

-"Just because you have glasses now, DOESN'T mean I can't still take your eyes!"

-"Chuck has an extraordinary amount of extra skin!"

-"I love how he was being so polite while killing the baby"

-"I looked up what are snails and they are not reptiles"

-"Do llamas spit out of their nose or their eyes?"

-"Do not put my kazoo in your nose!"

-"I'm fighting with a banana. Never thought this day would come."

-"I worked so hard for this and the goldfish just died"

-"My head is not magnetic!!"

-"I will out macarena every single one of you."

-"Freshly peeled birds"

-"Are you saying that Kangaroos have evolved from bunnies...But only in Australia?"

-"What kind of scissors do you keep in there?"       "The sharp kind."

-"I wouldn't want to kill him... I would just want to shoot him in the face."

-"You need to listen to the flower. What does the flower want you to do"

Well, this is fun, comment if you want me to publish more quotes.