Biggy lawyer seeks bold woman with handsome warts for star gazing, knitting and maybe more
And now for something completely different.
Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm a stabled kind of gal, who likes nothing more than star gazing with the right woman.
None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my gay personality, closly followed by my smashing toes. I'm the person for you, if you like great toes and toenails, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a lawyer, helping old people. This allows me to exercise my skills: cutting hair and fixing cars.
My life goals include:Meet Eric IdleFall in love with youBecome the best lawyer I can beHelp all the old people in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be bold and hopeful. You won't be afraid to stand up to me and will have a healthy respect for cars.
My ideal date would involve knitting in Wales with a greasy woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your handsome warts whilst feeling I'm the luckiest person on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
Light me fire, babe
MEHK
