"Okay Wake the fuck up and tell me what the fucketty fuck is going on! Did you guys have a threesome? No, you didn't you two are married!" We all woke up to Ray screaming at us and threatening to tell Gee.
"No, asshole we didn't have a threesome that's kinda disgusting if you haven't noticed," Frank barely mumbled out saying as he was just waking up.
"Then you better tell me what going on or I am telling Gee about this," Ray said feeling confident he won this fight.
"Fine, but I'm gonna go get dressed while you guys talk I don't want to be here," I told them ushering myself out the door. I got into the bathroom locked both doors and got dressed in an All Time Low future hearts t-shirt, black high-waisted skinny jeans, a black MCR hoodie, and Harley Quinn converse. After that I brushed my hair and teeth and all that shit and went back into my room to see Frank cuddling a pillow, Mikey hugging Ray who was in shock, and Ray hugging Mikey back while crying. I slowly walked over to my bed where Ray and Mikey were sitting and I sat down cautiously. Ray broke the hug sniffling a little and gently grabbed my left arm, he slowly pulled up my sleeve and a small gasp fell out of his mouth. He lightly brushed his fingers over each and every scar. After a minute or two, he gently pulled my sleeve back down and pulled me into a needed hug. I tensed up a little then hugged back Frank must have noticed because he was no longer hugging a pillow, he was smiling sadly at me. I guess Mikey couldn't take the silence cause he was reaching behind Frank's head and lightly putting his fingers on it and severely pinched his head.
"Okay, who the fuck, put a spider on my head!" Frank yelled before turning around and tackling Mikey. Ray and I then left the room to go eat breakfast and let them fight.
"So when are you guys going on tour again?" I asked Ray breaking the silence.
"In about two days, so today we are gonna go food shopping because tomorrow we gotta pack the bus up and stuff and Mikey Frank and I stay in the basement a week before tour starts so we all can get ready together and go together."
"Oh, okay so do you know when we are leaving to go food shopping and stuff?" I asked grabbing a bowl from the top shelf for cereal.
"In, about thirty minutes and we are getting Dunkin donuts for breakfast so I wouldn't get food before we go.
"Oh okay," I put my bowl back and walked with Ray to the couch after grabbing an Arizona.
"When are you planning to tell Gee?" Ray brought up the impossible question.
"Umm, He'll know by the time tour is over and if not you can tell him,"
"Okay," Ray said ending the conversation and as Dad ran downstairs and into the kitchen, I walked in to see what he was doing and I find him hugging the coffee Machine.
"Um, Dad?"
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Oh, just um, You love pizza more than you love me!" and with that, he was gone and took the coffee machine with him.
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We soon arrived at the store and I ran in a cart with Frank in another.
"Ray! Mikey! Get over here and push us!" I shouted and a few people looked over at us like we were insane. Ray soon came over with Mikey and they pushed us through the isles and Frank and I started to grab food and candy and toys and drinks mindlessly, and soon we both were full of things to put in our carts. Frank had gotten mostly candy and Gatorade. While I, on the other hand, had gotten mostly junk food, ice cream, and Arizona's. We were on our way to check out when it happened.
"Well, well, well, look who we have here. Let's see we have Lainey and her Emo boyfriend sluts, lemme ask how many times have you guys had a foursome, or how many times has Lainey fucked you, in general, she's only fucked me once but it was amazing for me anyway," A voice who I thought would never appear in my life again. Freddies, the bloody voice was never to be in my life after I stopped going to school.
Fuck is all I could think.
Speaking of fuck who is he and what does he mean? Gee's voice said in my head.
Lainey is this something I should know about? A new voice? Weird it's either Mikey's or... Franks. It's Frank's voice.
"Guys just go, I got this," I told them. They, of course, didn't seem convinced but did so anyway.
"Well now it's just us, I guess we can have a little fun what do you think?" he said after they left.
"Yeah, I guess but first let's do something, even more, fun," I told him, I had a plan and this would hopefully go well.
"Well, as long as it's fun, but what could be even funnier than that?" Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what I have in store.
"Okay, just close your eyes and you'll love it," I told him hoping he would play along. He closed his eyes and I took my fist up and bullseye right in the balls. His eyes opened fast but by the time his eyes were open I found myself back with the guys in the car on our way home laughing our asses off. Today was definitely a fun day but I had some explaining to do.
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Adopted By Gerard Way
FanfictionWritten by: @jen06707 and @rydenkilljoy Lainey was just an orphan, her parents died on Valentine's Day and she is an outcast. Her idol, Gerard Way, surprise adopts her after she almost died falling out of a tree. Once she comes home with him, how wi...