critical || suho ✔

ch. 1

Unknown Number
This isn't funny anymore hyung
Sending me out on missions like this
I'm going to get killed

You
Sorry?
Your hyung sounds like a
bitch btw

Unknown Number
Who are you?

You
I am ye faughter

Unknown Number
Stfu, why do you have
my hyungs number?

You
Boi, are you sure he is your hyung
How would I know, I just
got this number yesterday

Unknown Number
Ofc he is my hyung
You need to forget those texts

You
Sorry boi..
You should be more careful.
I don't think you should do
dangerous things.

Unknown Number
Why would you care?
You don't know me
You should worry about yourself kid.

You
I'm not a kid.

Unknown Number
You act like one.

You
I haven't even done anything.
I just said to be careful prick.
No wonder your hyung sends
you on those missions...

Unknown Number
Watch it boy.

You
I'm a girl thanks.
Maybe you are a prick because
you don't get laid enough.

Unknown Number
What's your name.

You
They call me...

Unknown Number
?

You
baePSAE

Unknown Number
Tsk, crow tit huh?
I'll keep that in mind

You
;)

Unknown Number
I don't know why I keep talking
to you...
But I'm intrigued now.

You
What's you're name sweet cheeks

Unknown Number
Well...
You can call me...
monSTER

You
Why monster?

Unknown Number
Cuz I'm creepin in yo heart babe

You
I like your humor

Unknown Number
*cheeky wink*

You
Y/n

Unknown Number
Excuse me?

You
My name.. it's Y/n

Unknown Number
Oh, that's actually a really pretty
name.
I'm Suho.

You
You know what else is pretty?

Unknown Number
Me?

You
Hell nAH
Well, I actually don't know
But I was going to say
puppies

Unknown Number
Maybe I'll buy you one

You
And a kitty???

Unknown Number
Sure, why not

You
That's the sweetest thing
anyone has ever said to me
*tears up*

Unknown Number
Some guys just don't know
how to spoil like I do~

You
Kinky
:(

Unknown Number
What?
Did someone make you sad?

You
No :(
But it's midnight

Unknown Number
You should go to sleep.
As should I, because it's also 12 here.

You
I can't sleep...

Unknown Number
I'm sorry to here that.
Just think of the names for
the puppy and kitten

You
Alright...
Thank you, sleep well Suho

UnknownNumber
You too Y/n.