critical || suho ✔

ch. 6

Sehun
Can you do me a favor?

You
Aye it's the love doctor

Sehun
;)
I need you to say that I have
a nice ass plz

You
I don't say that about just any.
I mean... I bet sushi has a nice
booty.

Sehun
Okay, first
groSS
Second, I'll show you.

I dance.. at clubs shhh

You
First off, why do you have
your own butt saved to your phone?
Second, Sehun?
....
naH it's seBOOTY

Sehun
ABORT
SUHO IS CHASING ME
HE THREW ANOTHER SHOE

You
Awe that's my sushi♡

_______________

You
Stop trying to kill sehun

Suhoe
You should only ever
look at my ass

You
Can't do that if you
don't let me see you
ㅠㅡㅠ

Suhoe
I said when you are legal

You
But I can't wait that long
You're a drug

Suhoe
Come again?

You
becaUSE iM adDicTED

Suhoe
*facepalm*
I can't even with you.

You
😚
So sweet

Suhoe
Trust me love,
the moment I can, I will sweep you
off your feet

You
Can you hear my screaming?
Because that was too cute

Suhoe
My friends are going to
tease me if they ever
get a hold of this phone.
You should hear Sehun

You
They will think we are.....
....
...
..
.
goALs

Suhoe
You and your goals

You
It's not my fault past boyfriends
were disrespectful :(
You just seem so nice...

Suhoe
You make this distance thing
hard

You
You know what else I make hard?

Suhoe
U n d e r a g e

You
Bish, what were you thinking
I meant running away

Suhoe
Righttttt
Wait, why would I run away?

You
*whispers*

Suhoe
Uh?

You
Because I'm fugly

Suhoe
I swear.
I will show you.
You need to think better of yourself.

You
You haven't seen me, so how would you know????

Suhoe
Snapchat stories?

You
Oh fuck you saw those

Suhoe
Yes I did.
My favorite was the one
when that kid screamed
into the microphone.
Rip my headphones

You
OML I'M SO SORRY

Suhoe
But I don't know why
you think like that.
Because like I said...
You. Are. A. Goddess.

You
You are so sweet omggg
I'm crying♡

Suhoe
Shouldn't you be at school?

You
I would but I'm sick :(
I have a fever and was throwing up

Suhoe
I want to help you so much

You
Send me selfies?

Suhoe
I don't need your screen to crack

You
BISH WHERE
I know you don't want me to call
you this
BUT YOU ARE DADDY AF

Suhoe
Are you sure

You
That you are daddy af?
Yes.

Suhoe
No, that you are 17

You
I can be whatever you want me to be~
;)

Suhoe
I should have expected that.

You
I want to end myself

Suhoe
Why?

You
Because it feels like
my brains are mush.
And I have to study:(

Suhoe
Did you take medicine?

You
"Did you take medicine?" He says
I DON'T HAVE ANY BOI
MY BROTHER DRANK IT ALL LAST WEEK.

Suhoe
Are you home alone?

You
Why? Do you want to come over?

Suhoe
I do, but I won't.
Sehun is your age, so I'll send his over.

You
Fine, guess he'll have to entertain me.
I have to cuddle stuff to feel better.
Sehun will do.

Suhoe
I will chop his dick off before he leaves.

You
:(
He will bring medicine right?

Suhoe
I'll send a bag with him

You
Fine :(
Wish it was you tho

Suhoe
Some day I promise.