critical || suho ✔

ch. 19

Drama drama drama~~

Unknown Number
Well well~
I finally tracked you down!
So exciting~

Suho
Meh.
Not that excited mate.
I don't even know you.

Unknown Number
Oh but you do Suho~
I don't appreciate stealers.

Suho
I don't steal.
Why would I need to?
I could just buy it.

Unknown Number
You can't buy this..
You can't buy her...

Suho
lololol
You're on drugs.

Unknown Number
I wouldn't be so cocky.
I tend to take back what's mine.

Suho
Sorry mate.
I don't have time for this.
I'm quite busy.

Unknown Number
Screwing her senseless?
Does she know what you do?

Suho
And I talking to that baby?
Jungcock was it?

Unknown Number
Of course not.
He could never build up enough courage.
But I order him around~

Suho
Oh so your Jungkook's daddy.
I'm guessing he's top.
You sound like someone who prefers others to do work for you.

Unknown Number
Ouch.
That hurts.

Suho
I don't know how,
seeing as it's true.

Unknown Number
You aren't afraid?

Suho
Why would I be afraid of someone who doesn't have decent comebacks?

Unknown Number
I just don't want to hurt your poor feelings.

Suho
Spoken like a true wuss.

Unknown Number
Shut up.

Suho
I like easy enemies.
They are easy to dispose of.

Unknown Number
Oh really?
I wonder how Y/n will react..
Once she realizes.

Suho
She already has an idea of what I do.
I'm not worried.

Unknown Number
That's not what I'm talking about.
I want to know how she
will react to you
killing someone she loves?
I'm quiet intrigued in results.

Suho
Would she though?
Once she finds out what you do?

Unknown Number
You act as of you know me.

Suho
That's because I already
know who you are.
Like I said, easy.

Unknown Number
Then who am I?

Suho
Why would I answer a question you already know the answer too?

Unknown Number
To prove.
Unless you think you're wrong?

Suho
I am not stupid like you.
I missed when you used to be our friend.
Tsk, those were the days.

Unknown Number
Oh please.
Your subtle hints won't work.
I'm clever.

Suho
Hints?
I was merely stating facts.

Unknown Number
When did you get so mature?

Suho
I'd say around... oh I don't know..
13?
That's when puberty happened.
So I started to mature then.

Unknown Number
Should have figured you'd say something like that.

Suho
Then be smart and stop
setting me up to win.

Unknown Number
I've never.

Suho
Oh Kris.
I haven't missed you.

Unknown Number
Awe.. that sucks.

Suho
You're still as stupid and ignorant as ever Yifan~

Unknown Number
This doesn't end here Junmyeon.

Suho
Well of course not.
The fun is just beginning~!