critical || suho ✔

ch. 14

Suhoe
Happy birthday baby girl~

You
I'm so oldddd

Suhoe
But you know what that means?

You
That I should focus on my health so I don't roll over and die of exhaustion?

Suhoe
Baby girl, if you roll over and die.
You won't be able to
last through me ;)

You
Since when did kinky
sushi happen?

Suhoe
Don't like it?

You
That's a stupid question.
The real question is...
How hard will you get
after 5 seconds old man?

Suhoe
I will fuck you so hard into that bed, you'll see Jesus.

You
Fmu.
You must be thirsty.

Suhoe
Who says I never was?

You
Hold on, I have to fix something.

Suhoe
Need help?

You
Wouldn't mind ;)
I'll be in the shower...
Mom's home tho, good luck~

Suhoe
Fuck.
You free tonight at 11 bby?

You
Anything for you daddy

Suhoe
That's my girl

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Suho, laid back in his bed smirking too himself as he planned to spoil the shit out of Y/n tonight.

"Yo bro, why do you look like that?" Sehun called out, sucking on a popsicle.

"Its someone's birthday today~" He sang, one eye popping open to look at the younger male.

"Oh shit, she's legal today huh. My boy is about to get some!" Sehun cheered as he danced in little circles.

"Shut up" Suho blushed, closing his eyes again.

"I ship it so hard" Sehun threw the popsicle stick away, sitting down on a chair. "She lives at home still, you'll have to make sure she is quiet" Suho sat up and rolled his eyes.

"Chill, I'm just taking her on a date tonight. Besides, I'd rent a hotel room" Suho shrugged, taking off his shirt to exchange it too a nicer looking one.

"Well that's no fun, I'm happy you are finally going to get laid though. Plus, she's a nice girl" Sehun winked and walked out of the room.

"Trust me... she won't be ready for the day I screw her senseless" He smirked to himself, going off to plan for tonight.

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Sebooty
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday dear Y/n!!!
Happy birthday to you~!
Happy birthday hoe.
Finally legal too.

You
Awe thanks booty hoe;)

Sebooty
We should hang out again,
this time without you coughing.

You
My family made plans for
little while today.
So either you go to the birthday party, or you pick me up after.
Gotta be home before 11.

Sebooty
Gurl I know,
You and Suho~
*wiggles eyebrows*
Don't be too loud

You
How can one not be loud under a daddy like that?

Sebooty
Just because I ship it,
doesn't mean I need images.

You
Then stop imagining it~
Unless you want it to be you.

Sebooty
Bro code ✌

You
Sureeee.
But I'm only a hoe for Suho

Sebooty
Shucks and darn.
*sarcastic voice initiated*