Becky: Thank you for coming to talk with us, Mr. Isban.
RI: No problem. It is your pleasure.
Em: How did you start your Camel Counting Company?
RI: Please, call it CCC. Someone and I decided to create a company that would better the lives of those poor camel farmers by counting the camels for them.
Dani: Uh...and what is this "someone's" name?
RI: *sinks back into couch*
Becky: Oh, sir, if you don't want to tell us we can just ask a different question.
RI: No. It's my job as the one being interviewed to tell you all of my secrets.
Em: We're all ears.
RI: His name is - *dramatic silence*
Dani: *leans forward*
RI: Rafidio Isboon!
Em: 😂
Dani: 😵
Becky: 😕
RI: He is such a copycat! He has been copying me since birth! It is so annoying! He even paints his camels to look like mine! He even paints himself orange to match my skin tone!
Dani: *coughs to conceal laugh* Sir, calm down.
Becky: Well, my mom always said that if someone is copying you they probably admire your work and look up to you.
RI: Doesn't make it right! No one should be copying me!
Becky: Maybe we should get back to the interview.
Dani: But I want to learn more about Rafidio Isboon!
Em: Yeah! High-five!
Becky: *whispers* Guys, stop! *clears throat* Anyways, sorry Mr. Isban. I'll just go ahead and ask the next question. How has the CCC made an impact in lives of camel farmers on the moon?
RI: Well, it's enabled the farmers to better sell and raise their camels. But most importantly, I've become very famous.
Dani: Okay...
RI: Well, I should be going now. I have autographs to go home and sign. *walks out of room*
Em: *suppresses laughter* Rafidio Isboon. *collapses onto floor laughing*
Dani: I want to watch the tape! *jumps up to get it ready*
Becky: Hopefully the book turns out better than the interview.
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