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Weird Dream...

Okay guys... by the title you must be like, "WE ALL HAVE WEIRD DREAMS!!!" I know that this one is one of the many weird dreams I've had but I want to try and remember as much as I can because the first dream was a cool weird dream so here we go... this is going to be hard to tell cause I don't remember a lot of the first one......

So I don't remember how the first one starts exactly but I can tell you from where I remember. So me and this guy were walking through the forest, I don't know who he is I don't remember his face but he was walking with me. When suddenly this little... zombie like thing jumped on a rock in front of us. It wasn't a zombie cause it was faster and it had whiter skin but it wasn't particularly a vampire either so maybe... both...? I don't know anyways... He jumped in front of us and I thought we were going to be attacked when  he started asking us questions and said we could seek refudge,.... that's not right... XD re fudging ! XD That's so wrong!!, refuge! where he lived. So we followed him and came upon a village but when we got there the guy that was a zombie vampire was a normal buy with wavy shoulder length silverish blonde hair. He brought us to this house and we stayed there a while. And after that.... it's all kind of a blurr... but I do remember that we pretend to die? or something happens and my friend that I was traveling with "dies" or disappears for a long time and I find him and come back and strut across the rooms proudly like "DUDE I FOUND THIS PERSON AND YOU COULDN'T HA!!!!" So yeah........ 

And long after that, because I don't remember how we got there, me and my friend were in the forest, yes again I know it's weird, and we came across two little boys. And before you ask because I explain this weird later... THEY WERE SEVEN YEAR OLDS AT THE MOST!!! Anyways... they started picking on me and I picked on them back, don't do that! And after a lot of stuff happening, and my lovely partially pink pants getting ruined DX, I asked them why and they said, "Because you picked on us first!" And I was confused because these guys were cool other than the fact they were picking  on me so I was like, HUG IT OUT!! I didn't say it out loud but they must have under stand because one of them stood up. And as I hugged him lets just say... HE WAS LIKE AN INCH OR TWO TALLER THAN ME!!!! WHY?!?!!?!?!?!? But he was nice and I apologized because he was cool about it and didn't argue and neither did his brother? I think it was because I said that to him. But his brother stood  up and I hugged him. Now... before I argue about his height... I forgot  to say this earlier.... he has a bird beak........... Yeah... so... that's that... on with the story. When I hugged him... HE WAS LIKE SIX INCHES TALLER THAN MEH!! I HAD TO STAND ON MY TIP TOES TO HUG HIM!!! But it was okay because he was very warm. Now I did ask if I called him bird face and apologized for it and argued that, "Dang you are tall" because he was. When we were done with the hugging session I went back to my friend and said, like they were talking about what I said while I was hugging them  so don't think this is weird because I did say some stuff, I don't remember, and they were talking about it. but I said, "You're the armor and you're the... XD body pillow!" And I laughed a little bit and that was the end of the dream I think. I know the last part was weird but... He was warm okay?! But I bet it was my blanket... I still don't know how I felt their shoulders though...... while I was hugging them I felt their shoulders... yeah... on to the next weird dream!

So this one started at home and I was asking my mum if I could skip the first hour of school! And she said yes. I'm guessing I was at a university so I still had to go to my dorm so I went to the school and saw some of my teachers... now here comes the weird part... my middle school science teacher and english teacher were there....... and they were both pregnant... yeah.... anyways I hugged them both and continued on. So I came across the front door to the school and I still had to go to the school meeting or whatever it was call and I was like... oh no! I'm late!! But I was just standing in front of the door wishing and praying I wasn't  late and a person came up behind me and the doors closed. We were then... teleported? inside and... I'll explain the scenery first... everyone were cats............ all the students were cats... the teachers were cats... I was a cat... I forgot which type... and okay... it was like um... I don't know... It was like I was midnight outside and we were on  top of buildings and there were signs? behind us there were two buildings, never ending buildings. and... um... there were no lights so you couldn't see what you were on or anything around you except the people. So the principle was looking for the delinquent that was late, YO I SPELLED DELINQUENT RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY!!! EHHH!!!, and the guy that was with me outside was about to raise his hand when I raised mine. So we went through some talking and accusations, when finally, I don't know how this happened, he was like let me try some of your food... So I pulled out white-ish spaghetti from no where and he eats some... number one rule of food is you ask if it's poisonous... I don't care if it's rude you ask, unless it's your mom or anyone way older than you, anyways... his face turned blue like in the animes and he fell. He started falling onto other students, because he was like three times my size, and fell into the bottomless pit between the two buildings and... yeah that's the end of my second weird dream... so....

I hope you like my weirdness and my dreams.. 

Thanks for reading I guess and I hope you liked it?

Bye my kitties!~