ONCe UPoN A TiMe......IN THe PReSeNT 2: THe NeW JoKe

Chapter 32: THe JoKe WaS ON Me

Harley Quinn kidnapped Scully and got ambushed by Joker and his men. Meanwhile, Wonder Woman, Deadpool, Mulder, and Wolverine try to hatch a plan of their own to save Scully.

(Freedomland Headquarters)
Wonder Woman: Ok, they couldn't have gotten far from here, so Deadpool and Agent Mulder, come with me, the rest, go back to the GCPD Station.
Batman: Wait, I wanna go!
Wonder Woman: Batman-
Batman: This person was influenced by the Joker, right?
Wonder Woman: Yeah?
Batman: I have to go.
Wonder Woman: Fine, come with us.
Wolverine: Hey, Diana, what do i do with Damian's body?
Wonder Woman: Actually, you stay with Damian, and everyone else go to the police station, got it?
Hellboy: Sure. Come on scumbags!
Deadshot: You mean scumbag, there's only me, AND I'M NOT A SCUMBAG!!
Hellboy: Whatever. (Walks out with Deadshot outside.)
Wonder Woman: Ok, let's go!
(Meanwhile, at the Chatter.)
(Joker's Office)
Joker: So, you thought I came out to you, Dr. Quinzel? (Circling Scully and Harley Quinn tied up on chairs back to back.)
Quinn: You told me where you were born, inside Ace Chemicals, and then we bathed in the chemical tank together, where I was born. I wasn't Dr. Quinzel anymore, I turned into Harley Quinn!
Joker: Right?
Harley: You told me you wanted me to pass your on your legacy as a new Joker.
Joker: I don't need a sidekick! I don't even need an army, all I need is Joker, myself, Bats, and of course, victims!
(Outside Of The Chatter)
Wonder Woman: If there's 1 place Quinn would go, it's the Chatter.
Deadpool: I'm curious, why did we leave Batman's bratty son guarded by an important person in our group?
Wonder Woman: Deadpool!
Batman: I have a son?
Mulder: Wait, if Batman's son is Damian Wayne, then Batman must be, Bruce Wayne?!
Batman: DAMNIT DEADPOOL!! Can you ever not fuck up?!
Deadpool: Diana, Bruce said a naughty word!
Batman: SHUT UP!!
Wonder Woman: Batman, watch your language, and Deadpool, stop attracting attention!
Deadpool: By the ways, I don't fuck up killing. 'Cause I'm a bad mother-
Batman: Come on, we're wasting time! I got the 2 guard's in the front, and you guys-(BANG!! BANG!! Deadpool shoots the 2 front guards.) What the hell?! That's going to attract so much of the guard's!
Deadpool: FBI Guy, get your gun out and shoot at the entrance when a guard comes out, I'll do the same!
(The Chatter entrance door opens. BANG, BANG!! Deadpool and Mulder shoot the person that comes out.)
Mulder: Oh my god!
Deadpool: We just shot an old lady.
Old Lady: (On the ground.) Tell my family I love them. (Dies.)
Batman: What the hell?!
Mulder: Oh my god!
Deadpool: Would you guys calm down? She was probably a mean old drunk hag.
Wonder Woman: And what makes you think that?!
Deadpool: She was coming from an illegal bar, and to tell her killers to tell her family she loves them is pretty desperate.
Mulder: You do got a point.
Wonder Woman: I agree.
Batman: It doesn't matter! That was still a life!
Deadpool: Shut up Mr. I don't kill anyone because of my dead parents!
Mulder: Why isn't anyone else coming out?
Batman: If this Quinn follows Joker, she probably killed all of her men on the way over here except for the 2 guard's, so it would seem everything is normal.
Wonder Woman: Makes sense.
Mulder: Are we going in or not?
Batman: Yeah, let's go!
(All stand up and run inside the Chatter.)
(Joker's Office)
Joker: You 2 are a waste of time!
Batman: (Kicks Open the door.) Hold it right there Harley- Joker?!
Joker: Hello Bats, now I was-(POW!! Batman punches Joker in the face.)
Deadpool: Was that it?
Batman: What do. you mean?
Deadpool: 1 little punch, I thought there would be a throw down or something?
Batman: Not everything's a game or movie, Deadpool, this is reality, now help me untie Scully and Mrs. Joker.
Deadpool: No thanks. If your not going to put forth the effort to make an entertaining beat down, I'm not going to put forth the effort to help.
Wonder Woman: Well you guys seem good now. Come on Deadpool, let's go back to Freedomland.
Deadpool: Why?
Wonder Woman: You'll see why.
(Mulder unties Scully and Harley Quinn.)
Scully: Thank god Mulder! (Hugs Mulder.) You showed!
Mulder Of course I did, why wouldn't I have?
Batman: Ms. Quinn, you're going to Arkham Asylum, with Joker!
(GCPD-Interrogation Room-The Next Day.)
Gordon: Glad to see you back, Batman, and glad to see you out Joker and Harley Quinn behind bars.
Batman: You're welcome.
Gordon: Both were sent to Arkham Asylum.
Batman: Why her, just out of curiosity?
Gordon: Well, she thinks that Joker had told her to do this, after he died. She said she was with him the entire time. Turns out he was in her head, and we ended up doing X Rays on her skull.
Batman: And?
Gordon: She has a tumor.
Batman: She does?
Gordon: That's not all, we also found that Joker has a tumor also.
Batman: How was it caused.
Gordon: We don't know.
Joker: (Voice.) I am an idea, state of mind, I am not loved, I'm like a tumor, I need something, or someone to feed off of......
(Wayne Manor-1 Hour Later)
(Wonder Woman: rings the door bell. Alfred answers the door.)
Diana: Bruce wanted to see me?
Alfred: Yes, right this way. (Alfred shows Diana inside to the study. Diana walks in and sees Bruce talking to Albert Wesker.)
Diana: Bruce?
Bruce: Diana! How good for you to show.
Diana: What is this Bruce, why is the head of Umbrella Corporation here?
Wesker: I'm here to cover for Bruce Wayne.
Diana: On what?
Wesker: On why he is alive. We came up with the story that I resurrected him with the L Virus.
Diana: The L virus?
Wesker: The L Virus, which my company did create, is a resurrection cure. We're going to say my company brought him back with it, and filled his body up with new organs and a new skeletal structure.
Diana: Bruce, does he also know about-
Wesker: He has told me that he is the Batman, and I have no desire to blab about this. Well I should take my leave, now. (Walks out of the room.)
Diana: Bruce, Just so you know, Dieter's body wasn't found. As a matter of fact, he's missing.
Batman: Oh well. Diana, there was something I wanted to ask you?
Diana: Anything.
Bruce: Didn't Deadpool say I had a son, that 1 kid working for Dieter?
Diana: Oh, no, Wade was joking. You don't have a son......................................