xvii. "tyche protection squad"

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tyche protection squad

harrison added you to the conversation!

psyche
what is this

harrison
welcome to the tyche protection squad
where we talk about the purest ship to exist

psyche
who exactly is "we"
????

zendaya
🤚🏽

jacob
🤚🏽

laura
🤚🏾

tony
🤚🏽

natasha
🤚🏻

vasilisa
🤚🏼

harry
🤚🏻

sam
🤚🏻

psyche
wtf guys
btw hi harry and sam!!!
i miss u both

sam
miss you too, penny

harry
i actually dont miss you

psyche
fuk u

harrison
LANGUAGE

natasha
you're not captain america

harry
im kidding!!!
i miss you too psy

psyche
psy?!
do i look like the gangnam style singer to you, harry holland?

harrison
okay can we not fight here
this gc was created
to have peace
and to protect and support the precious ship, tyche
so no fighting please
especially with the other half of the ship

psyche
why do you ship something that wont even happen at all?

zendaya
it's called a crackship
but this isnt a crackship at all
bc it's half canon
well it was going to be canon
until
well
heaven

laura
to be fair, though
no one acted upon their feelings
so
it was okay that tom asked heaven out

harrison
someone actually did act up

jacob
ooOooOh
i know this
is this the one
with like
the friends show one?
like playing in the background?

harrison
yeah yeah that one

psyche
i dont understand?

vasilisa
we all dont understand
please explain

harrison
psyche kissed tom!!!

natasha
WHAT
OH MY GOSH

psyche
WHAT
THE
FUCK

harrison
oh shit
i might have forgotten
that psyche was here
oh shit

tony
WAIT REALLY

harry
YEAH BOI

laura
OMG
YES
TYCHE RISE

psyche
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT

harrison
he told me????

psyche
WHAT
ok
no big deal
didnt mean anything
at all
it was just a harmless kiss!!
when two people are so close to each other, like
really close
like
about to kiss close
you get caught up in the moment!
so you do it
but it doesnt mean that it means anything

sam
you know, you didnt have to explain yourself
it's not like we demanded an explanation

vasilisa
ooOooOoOoOoOh
damn
sammy's got a point

psyche
^^ only i can call him sammy!!!!

laura
so do you like tom?

psyche
of course i like tom!
he's my best friend
im supposed to like my friends
im sick of answering these liking my best friend in more than a friendly way, guys
he's my best friend
i dont want to ruin that, okay?
he's got heaven
i've got my music to work on
and a few shows and films in the future
that's all i need right now
he's just my best friend
nothing more
nothing less

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