I didn't Get a Say

The Joys of This World

I rolled around the covers half awake, focusing on going back to sleep. I had a rough night of sleep, I tried 4 different positions till I finally passed out from exhaustion. I eventually got annoyed and sat up, my hair was all over the place I could feel it, my clock showed it was 11 a.m, with a sigh I swung my legs off the bed, and slipped into my slippers (pun intended.) standing up I stretched my arms up as my shoulders and back popped. With a relived him I lazily walked to the bathroom.

I did my routine of brushing my hair and using the toilet and headed down stairs. The back if my mind was working over time, I am forgetting something... something important. As I left the last step I felt an odd aura around me, the air was heavy and felt someone electric, the hairs on the back of my neck stood up in alert "heads up!" A deep voice shouted as something was sent flying my way I heard a yelp as I was grabbed and picked up out of the way. Everything was a blur for a moment, once it all settled down something was groaning near the wall and in was huddled against a sturdy figure "Um... what?" I questioned looking up to see one of the skeletons from last night "Oh crap you are real!?" I dramatically flopped in his arms, it was Priest he was looking me over with slight worry. "shit you ok?" Baras' voice came from the side "What was just sent flying at me? It's to early for this!" I whined looking the taller skeleton over.

Great... their is more of them. 2 more, these ones were shorter, the original Sans, and Underfell Sans. "So explain, how did you get here, why were you thrown into the stair case?" I stood in front of them, they all were seated in the living room, Priest and Bara sat on the couch, Sans and Underfell were on opposite ends across from each other sitting in my recliner chairs "well toots, I was sleeping like a baby bones in my bed, when all of a sudden i heard an explosion, I get up to check and am shoved into a dark portal and ended up here." Underfell gave me a glare "Oh poor baby lost some sleep." I rolled my eyes looking over to Sans "...and you dear?" I gestured at him "same, expect I was at my post in Snowdin." He winked at me "Now, why was he tossed like a boney rag doll?" I pointed over to Underfell "my fault, he was given me an attitude so i sent him flying. had I known you were coming down the stairs, i'd aimed better." Bara shrugged "Great. I need coffee." I shook my head leaving for the kitchen.

As I shuffled around the kitchen I heard bickering from the living room "No fighting!" I screamed instantly I think I even felt them shudder "yes ma'am." Underfell snarled "Sass me again and I'll tie you to my dog post outside like the bitch you are." I poured my finished coffee in my mug and walked to the table "want to say that to my face toots?" The skeleton leaned over me as I sat down I looked him in the eye sockets with no emotion "You are a little bitch, keep picking fights and I will personally tie you to my dog post outside." I sipped my drink as his eyes narrowed at me "just try it." His voice held venom, not that I cared I have to much on my plate for this.

He was eventually dragged out by his shorter doppelganger since we started a bickering pun off with nothing but pure sass. I finished my coffee and headed back out to see them sitting in a calm manner "we explained where we are to them, but you said we were going to talk more about this." Priest raised a brow at me "I did? I honestly can't remember..I was so sleep deprived I forgot you existed now." I sat down on the purple bean bag near the tv "What did I say yesterday?" I questioned him softly "you explained we are literally in the world of our creators. you mentioned a game and said we shouldn't actually exist." Priest explained matter-o-factly "oh right." I thought back to last night, I honestly was sleepy deprived and the long day of work didn't help any either.

After 3 hours of explaining the game, and fighting with Underfell they all fully understood where they originated from, Sans' name was changed to Classic and Underfell was changed to Red. He made a snappy remark about how original the names are, to which I picked him up by his jacket fluff and told him to never disrespect the fan base, for they may have horrible moments, but for the most part they are a family. One I plopped him back on the recliner he seemed annoyed more then before.

I gave them both a short tour of the house explained the rules which included.

-No fighting
-No bothering me if I say so
-Don't break anything
-Don't ask to many questions

Once that was settled I mentioned that they could find me in my basement the most, to which Red stated something about me being a lonely freak. I invited them down to see it and Classic and Bara said sure.

Once down I let them enter first their sockets widened at the room. It was a basic lab, tables with beakers and tubes, some with notes. In the back the room was cut in have by a thick glass window, inside that room was a co tell consul of sorts. The window had back smudges on it that couldn't come off no matter how many times I scrubbed. A rack hung up so m lab coats, and the walls were lined with cabinets full of chemicals and metals. "Still think I'm a lonely freak?" I put my lab coat on "what's this all for?" Bara walked around, minding his tail as to not bonk anything "I thought that would be obvious. Not all humans are idiots, some of us like to discover and study things. Test the laws of the universe." I pick up some of my notes. I have been testing acidic chemicals against various raw metals, mainly because I am waiting for the results on a new cure I tested for a skin eating bacteria. "who'd figure you were a science babe." Reds' smirk grew as did Sans "You guys are allowed anywhere in the house, outside as long as you don't leave my yard, I live away from the city and in the woods a ways in, so no one should see you, but be mindful. I don't need the government funding you and skele-napping you... or worse..." I paused for effect "Fangirls." They all raised a brow "fangirls?" They all snorted "yep. Go ahead, look yourselves up on the internet. You will see things you will never forget." I sat at a table grabbing some goggles.

"i can't bend that way!"
"that's not how that works!"
"ok it does not look like that!"
"holy shit I can shape it that way!?"
"fuck that's hot."
"we are NOT brother fuckers!"
"damn priest, nice package."
"holy fuck Bara..."

That went on for a while as they went from fanart to fan fiction. I would even suggest things for them to look at, I wonder if the NSFW fan art added to the I egos?