I Wanna Have Sex With My Brother's Wife

Chapter: 2

Sasuke Pov.

After leaving Naruto office I immediately gotta out of town. I imagined a week of silence from me would be best for everyone, plus if my brother hadn't tracked me down by then in a pathetic attempt to kill me, then that means [f/n] didn't tell him.
Making me wonder why that is thou.

"Because she wants us to sex her up."
My bad subconscious chuckled at his own bad pun from a movie that I vaguely remember watching with Sakura, maybe that's why. She always had the worst taste in movies.
My hawk circled me from above, finally returning after sending Sakura a message saying I would be gone for awhile. I didn't bother to add a time frame. I knew she wouldn't care that I sent my hawk to say goodbye in my stead, it communicated with her more than I did anyway.
"Because it's the only one that doesn't have to stand around and listen to that annoying mouth of hers. I'm sure if it did, it would fly far away and never come back. Then I would never forgive her for driving our chick magnet away."
I laughed at his stupid logic for women's sexual desires.
"What you laughing at dummy, I'm your subconscious. So in reality your the one that thought of it."
I froze in the middle of a laugh, my unamused face saying it all as my bad subconscious laughed and gloated in my head.
"Who laughing now?!"
He asked, not really expecting or cared if he got back a answer or not. I let out a sigh, scanning the surrounding forest from my tree trop view as a soft wind picked up blowing gently through my hair.
"Ugh, this is so boring."
My bad subconscious complained, flicking imaginary pebbles into a pool of black liquid.
"Well because of your little kitchen scene, things are gonna be boring for about a week."
I lectured back,  pondering if it would be a good idea to just go stay at Orochimaru hideout. I know we haven't talked since the whole killing him thing, but luckily he hardly ever uses it anymore since he started hanging around Konoha again. So there's a good chance I could just lay low there for the week undisturbed.
"I guess it's a bad time to tell you then...
When you took your little nap earlier the hawk actually made it back ahead of schedule. So I sent my own message out to [f/n]."
"What?!"
I hissed frantically, looking back towards the Konoha village as worry started to grip my chest, because I could only imagine the type of message
[f/n] had received from my bad subconscious.

Readers Pov.

I had seen Sasuke's hawk fly by earlier today and naturally assumed he was sending Sakura a message.
But when his hawk appeared again, I grew concern. Sasuke had never sent his hawk twice in one day. Let's face it, Sasuke wasn't exactly the talkative type after all.
Instead of the hawk swooping into Sakura's bedroom like it usually does, it glided it's way down to the courtyard where I stood. I held my arm out letting the mighty bird perch itself there.
I withdrew the parcel attached to it's leg, just in time before it flapped it's heavy wings taking to the sky again like a shooting star.
I unrolled the parcel reveling the message inside.

"Do to the unfortunate circumstances of a rabid cat attacking me and gnawing my dick off, I'm now heading to Yagukurake in hopes to soak my wounded pride in one of their many hot springs. I could really use your moral support. My hawk will be perched on top of the hotel resort that I'll be staying at, if you decided to be a good friend and come.
P.s. Please don't tell Sakura, I want to be the one to do it, so I can see the look on her face.

Sincerely yours Dickless Ninja."

I flipped the parcel over looking at the back expecting to see something saying, "Just kidding,"
Or anything along the lines that hinted this was a gag joke. It was blank, after rereading the message a couple more times, it hit me that this wasn't a joke and it was for real. Panic washed through me.
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!"
"Sasuke got his dick bite off by a cat."
I chanted to myself as I did a couple small panic circles in the courtyard, before sprinting upstairs and packing a over night bag for my trip to Yagukurake. I quickly tossed it over my shoulder and busted into Shisui room causing him to leap to his feet. His sharingan and a kuni at the ready to take down the intruder who so stupidly enough ignore the big "Keep Out Or I Will Kill You," Sign plastered all over his door. He was thankfully just playing video games and not something else most boys around his age are doing.
"What are you doing in my room mom?"
He grumbled, letting his eyes go back to normal and doing a fancy spin with his kuni, before thrusting it back into his leg pouch.
"I've gotta go out of town for a couple days possibly. Will you be ok with me and your dad both gone sweetheart?"
My hand squeezing the door knob as I impatiently wanted for an answer.
"Yeah, and please stop calling me sweetheart. I'm not 4 years old anymore mom.
He mumbled back, flopping back down into his bean bag chair to continue his paused game.
"Check...so no more calling you sweetheart. Got it....I'll see you when I get back home. I love you sweetheart."
I shouted as I closed his bedroom door behind me and rushed out of the house heading towards Yagkurake thinking, "I'm gonna murder every single cat in konoha Village with my bare hands just to make sure I got that dick mangling bastard."

Sasuke Pov.

"What did you tell her." I shouted as I strangled my bad subconscious in my mind.
"Can't.....breath..." he choked, trying to pry my steel like grip from around his neck. I saw his face color turn white and I knew if I didn't release him here soon he would disburse into the back of my mind, where he would reside for a hour or so. Before rearing his ugly head again.
I tossed him to the floor of my mind like a piece of trash and that exactly what I thought about him. He was the trash part of my mind.
"I told her to meet you in Yagukurake jeez."
He complained, rubbing at his sore and slightly bruised neck. I let my minds imaginary self vanish with a angry suck through my teeth, as I dashed from tree to tree towards Yagukurake.

"You better hope nothing happens to her."