* DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!*
Murdoc jumped into the back of the car.
"Wot ar you doin muds???" questioned the troll doll.
"I was gonna try to help you stop all dat bleedin" spat memedoc
"O-oh. sorri" said 69D
murdoc flicked his tongue seductively towards 2d ;)
" w-w-w-what are you doing???????" 2d whined interrupting murdoc
"I want to make you feel good you damn faceache ;) :) ;) ;) ;)"
"please stopppppppppp" whimpered toot tea
"why bb" questioned old pickle man
"I-i-i-i-" stuttered 3D...
toot felt his skiiny jeans start to grow tighter bc kermit is a sexi beast. mmememememe glanced at frooti tutti's bulge. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
"Is this because of me?" asked murdick ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
2dddddd covered his dicc with his hands.
";) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)" said murcock
murdoc tugged on 3E's shirt with his ugly ass crooked tteeth and grabbed the bottom of his shirt and lifted it off. Murdoc let out his signature chicken mating call.
"8YDFU90FEOIH09IR9IEW0[HRGPIWTRIPMQ4T 39IUE I;QVWTH YKIYEKHHVTU" moaned shrek 5
"what the actual fuck" uttered 2d
"EXCUSW ME ARE YOU NOT TURNED ON BY MY MATING CALL U NOB" snarled dill pickle
2d curkled up into a ball in the corner of the backseat. the bassist proceded to lick the blood off two dees body.
"ur a sick fuck m8"
"i kno"
Murdoc took off 976543456890D's pantz and his lace thong and proceeded to do the SUCC
3D started eating his Burger King burger and he squirted mayo on murdoc.
"BITCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAYO IS THE MOST DISGUSTING CONDIMENT HOW DO YOU EAT THAT SHIT AND WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT BURGER FROM!" snarled murdick
"i took the burger out my ass" said 696969D
"swEeT SAtAN GeT ThE blOOdY HeLl OuT ThE CaR"
"okay daddi"
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2D x Murdoc x Cyborg Noodle
FanfictionIdk how to describe this. Just read it. *PSA* This is a joke!!
