Gerard's POV
I received a call from someone. I hope it's my Russian male bride.
Wtf it's frnk
"What bitch" I picked up.
"Bitch I'm tryna fuck." He was rapping. "I'm tryna tap dat ass and bust a nut"
"Then go fuck a squirrel ham roll" I hit the phone so it sounded like I hung up.
Frank was crine n I picked up bc I felt bad
"Ur mum gay"
He startd sobbin but whatevr
Bicth grow up
Frnk hung up
Mariah tooskinnytohavealastname skinny legnd wlked in uninvited but tbh i didn't see her
IIIIIIIIIIII dnt want aaaa loot foooor chrissttmaassss
except exterminte the non skinny non legends
"Yes mariah" raini "too skinny to be seen" rodriguez says back
Maria's army of skinny ppl fires at Beyoncé
World war 69 is happening o fuk
Dan "The foot man" Schnidieenr falls ovr, skcing on hsi own toes
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Frerard smut
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