Hetalia one-shots

Chibi!Neko!France x Reader

A knock was heard at your door.
You were just in the middle of making (F/B/F) for dinner until that happened.
As you just cleaned yourself off of the dirt and messy the bits of food had come onto you.
The moment you reached the door, the mailman was there with a medium sized cardboard box in his hands.
You gave a weird look when he said, "Parcel for (Y/N)?"
"Yeah, that's me." You replied kindly but still remained confused.
"Just sign here." He directed on a piece of paper that he passed onto you.
As you signed it off with your signature he gave you the cardboard box and left.
'Strange' You thought to yourself because you don't remember any parcel being delivered to you today.
You were still peeking at any clue in your head to know what you might've gotten, well that was until a small note had dropped out of nowhere and landed on the floor.
The moment you noticed it, you placed the box on the floor then bent down to pick the small piece of paper up.
You then started to read it.

Dear (Y/N)~
It's been a while since I made contact with you (well, since I'm always travelling abroad), anyway, I'm staying in France for a while and I went to a nearby store with amazing gifts that had been proclaimed there, and they say the gifts there are very popular.
So what did I do? I got you a little gift. Take care. (Plus, it'll be better for you to have a little friend by your side as you never really make much of a social interaction with many people, this could be a great start for you two to get along really well).
Hope you enjoy the gift; much like 'experience' something from the small gift.
Hope to see you soon.
Love from (A/N)~

'Really' You gave a poker face when your Auntie; though you haven't seen her in a while, knows what your personality is like, how? You don't know.
You looked at the cardboard box, then carried it into the living room.
It'll be better for it to be introduced in the living rather than the hallway.
As you sat on your comfy sofa cross-legged, so you faced the box completely.
When that was done, you were preparing yourself to open the box.
God, who knows what's in it?
As you placed your fingers under the lid, you slowly pulled it open.
The moment it was pulled open, you focused your sight on what was in there.
A small body; looked mostly like a cat but hairless on most of its body, suddenly it started to stir itself around, that's when you saw it.
It had a ':3' (A cat face) look, although it looked adorable, the little thing wasn't wearing anything, a small rose was only covering its 'vital regions'.
'Well, at least I know its gender now.' You said in thought.
'It'll be better for you to have a little friend by your side as you never really make much of a social interaction with many people,' The words on the small piece of paper ran through your mind again, 'this could be a great start for you two to get along really well.'
You sighed to yourself then looked back at the little guy.
He looked up at you curiously, but his face made it weirder, looked like he was making a rape face but kind of failed because those chubby cheeks of his made him look more cuter.

"Bonjour, bien-aimé," He gave a wink to you, "Je'mappelle Francis."
You understood what he said with the last sentence and replied, "Hi Francis, I'm (Y/N)."
After saying that, you placed him out of the box so you could get a closer glimpse of him.
He had cat ears and tail that were covered in the same colour as his hair; a beautiful golden blonde.
Parts of his front body, were covered by his 'man hair' including the stubble that was visible on his chin.
As he was naked, that annoyed you most of all, you would ended up looking away to not look at his 'rose'.
Then you remembered, you had a doll house when you were little that had loads of outfits that were possibly his size. So you went to find where the doll house rested. Although you didn't have much male outfits, there was one that the little chibi can fit into; a kimono jacket. After retrieving that you went back to Francis still sitting there.

You showed him the outfit.

"Wear this; it's a kimono, it's not too tight nor too loose, I think you'd enjoy wearing this." You implied as you gave it to him.
"Merci." He replied, his voice was captivating that it was making you blush just by that one word.
After getting it on, he sprung around by a mini mirror you gave him.
Just looking at him made you blush even more and due to many thoughts going on up in your head made you think you'll probably going to have a fan-girl moment of this or become unconscious because of a heavy nosebleed that was soon to occur any minute.

Whilst you were thinking, your tummy rumbled signalling that it was dinner time.
Skipping of to the kitchen, you warmed up the (F/B/F) that was cooked a while ago before it went cold.
Preparing the meal for both you and Francis and enter back in the room he was waiting for you.
"Made some dinner; it's my favourite (F/B/F). Enjoy!" You gave him the small plate and a fork for him to start munching on, but the moment he took a glimpse of the delicious food he back the plate away to then give a 'huff' with a pair of crossed arms.

"What's wrong is it to hot?"
He only huffed in response again.
"Je déteste." He spoke in his native French, to then give a chubby-finger point to where the food was bestowed before him.
"You don't like British food, do you?" As you said that he responded with a nod.
That moment you sighed, pending a little suggestion that popped into your head that the Francis might consider an accepting choice to do.
"How about we make a deal?" You rejoined.
His eyes inspected you the moment you said that.
"If you eat the food I made, then I can do one thing for you in return, how does that sound?"
He gave a minute to think, then nodded in approval. Suddenly returning to the food you made as he chowed it down.

"Is it good?"
Another nod "Oui! It'z yummy."
"Good, because I made it myself."
A warm aura had surrounded him as his smile made him look even more cuter.
In response, you just gave a warm smile as you return to eating your food.
After you were both finished, you grabbed both of your plates and placed them in the kitchen sink to wash up later, you went back into the living room and relaxed on the sofa to let your food go down.

Few minutes or so later, you began to become thirsty, you got off the sofa and headed towards the kitchen to retrieve a drink.
As you were about to leave a small tug on your trousers made you stop.
Turning aound, Francis had a inpatient look on his face, as he swished his tail back and forth while his foot repeatly taped the floor.

"What's wrong Francis?" Focusing your eyes on that cute little face of his.
"Like you vorgotten? You ztill owe me a little zomez'ing, non?" He smirked a bit a that.
That's when you remembered, the deal between you and Francis: 'If he ate the British food he would get something in return.' And he has eaten the food now he decides on what he gets in return.
"Oh yeah. The deal." You mumbled to yourself.
You picked him up and placed him on a chair.
You bent down to meet his level, "What do you want for a reward then?" He then pointed to his cheek, "You want a kiss?" He bobbed his head as a 'yes' and angled his cheek waiting for the kiss.
'Oh my god' Although it's a kiss on the cheek, it is embarrassing to do something like that with someone.
'Calm (Y/N), calm.' You breathed, 'It's only a peck on the cheek: nothing else.'
You closed your eyes the minute you started leaning your lip towards his cheek.
The split second your lips were about to touch his soft cheek, he stirred his head; making you kiss him on the lips instead.
You eyes opened with your lips backing away and a big blush forming on your face, you covered your face a bit at that.
You sat on the floor as to try and hide your red face.
All that Francis did was smirk, "You tazte zweet." Then to suddenly ran up to you and hugged you with his tiny arms, "Je t'aime."

Took him a while to calm you down from that surprise kiss.
And also another amount of time for you to reply your feeling without you resulting into a blushing fit (Though Francis found that rather cute).  

Those who don't understand the letters.
(F/B/F)=Favourite British Food
(A/N)=Auntie name.
(Y/N)=Your name (You should know this)

Translations
Bonjour, bien-aimé=Hello darling/sweetheart
Je'mappelle Francis=My name is Francis
Merci=Thank you
Je déteste= I hate
Oui=Yes
Je t'aime= I love you