Sorry for being so inactive omgggg
Highschool starts in 3 weeks, so I'm trying to do my summer homework as fast as I can.
Kids, don't procrastinate;-;
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You saw your boyfriend innocently playing on his phone while you scrolled on the website.
Last week, he scared the living shit outta you when he put multiple tarantulas in your bathtub. Revenge is gonna be a bitch.
Your boyfriend was so "manly", but so gullible.
You walked into the other room, and downloaded the links to troll him.
You clicked the first link, and called him. The 666 number. You remember this because last month, your best friend prank called you with this number: 1 (666) 666-6666.
The link would temporarily change your number, and when you called, a voice changer was activated.
You peeked around the corner to see Kirishima on the couch, not paying attention to the Caller ID as he was playing video games.
"You have sinned you mortal. MWAHAHAHA!" you said as you ran back into your boyfriend's bathroom.
"Oh shit waddup. What time you pickin me up?" Kirishima replied.
WTF?
"I-It is I SATAN! You dare disrespect this sacred number?!" you lightly stuttered, but the voice changer helped you to avoid that.
"I know, what time are you picking me up? I know you love me. I'm a terrible hero. This is all because I took a red M&M from the candy jar before dinner time huh..." he sighs.
You hung up. Your boyfriend was too innocent for his own good.
You walked over to your boyfriend and saw tears streaming down his cheeks.
"Eijirou, what's wrong?!" you asked panicked, you made him cry.
"(First Name), I love you. And I'm sorry. The devil is gonna drag me down into hell. I might as well tell you, I better man up."
You snorted at the man up part.
"(First Name), this morning, I ate the last M&M from the candy jar before dinner time. I'm sorry." He grovels on the floor.
"Omygosh, don't grovel. It's okay baby, I already knew!" you convinced him to stop groveling.
Still on his knees, he looks up at you.
"Y-You knew?"
"O-Oh, umm..." you averted your eyes. You were a terrible girlfriend.
"Um! The power of our love is so strong that sometimes I can read your mind! Sometimes though, not always! A-Anyways, you were thinking of manning up and telling me and I was able to sense that! Thanks for being a real good man!" You blurted.
Holy quiznak you were a terrible liar.
"Oh, okay. I'm gonna take a shower now, love ya." He stands up and pecks your forehead before leaving the room.
HOLY SHIT HES SO FUCKING PURE YOU WERE MELTING IN THE HOLY WATER.
Omake:
You got a drink from the fridge.
Holy water flavored bleach.
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