Tiffany sat and stared at her computer screen while her hot-pink nail tapped her lip unconsciously. Her big blue eyes were wide open and unblinking, considering the conundrum that was leaving her paralyzed.
"But if he's a superstar, like, how can he also be a vampire? Wouldn't someone, like, notice?" She murmured to herself.
With a sudden gasp, she tapped her head, "Oh em gee. Of course, they wouldn't notice! Dummy! Superstars are like weird and stuff!"
Her lightly puckered brow cleared and she tapped merrily away on her laptop ensconcing a famous film star with a pre-teen whose life bore a remarkable resemblance to her own. The story was getting to a good part -- the film star had realized that the film starlet he was married to was no one compared to the nubile teen from a little town in the middle of nowhere. They were soul-mates and were gazing deeply into each other's eyes. Tiffany was about to describe how the devastatingly handsome man with a jawline that was so sharp it could cut paper was about to makeout with the acne-scarred, ugly girl. It was going to be her first kiss. It was going to change her life.
A little blip drew her attention to a speech bubble by her username, diemundsr4eva. Smiling to herself in pride -- such a cute username had never before graced the haven known as Wattpad --Tiffany opened her inbox, excited to see what yet another adoring fan would say about her work Da Star dat lurves me.
She was not surprised to open a message from someone that she had never heard of before.
sexibuttock: hey babe. ;)
Tiffany stared in shock at the message -- someone called her babe! She could feel a fountain of affection for the stranger blossoming.
diemundsr4eva: hey urself. ;)
sexibuttock: ur profile pic is so sexyy... wanna be my Wattpad friend and opinioner? *pout*
Tiffany's hand flew to her expansive bust.
Someone thinks I'm sexy and wants to be my friend on Wattpad?! Oh em gee -- this is the best day ever!
She squealed with excitement and began typing excitedly.
diemundsr4eva: of course! ;) id lurve to be ur friend!
diemundsr4eva: OMG ur profile pic is so sexy too!
diemundsr4eva: how did u do such a sexyy cover 4 ur story my hero lurves me?! OMG!
"Wait a second..." Tiffany pouted for a second. "Why aren't my messages sending?"
diemundsr4eva: hey, is this wurkin?1
diemundsr4eva: wattpad! wurk!
diemundsr4eva: heck no! u wattpad butt!
Tiff gasped. How? How was it that the only message that was sent was that one? She waved her hands ineffectually by her face, attempting to stop the tears that were bound to spill. After all, she had just insulted her true love!
sexibuttock: ...i thought ur profile pic was sexyy and cute but ur just a ho. peace out.
Tiffany's black mascara left grey furrows on her porcelain skin. She was devastated. How could Wattpad have so destroyed her life, her love? She wiped her red eyes -- telling herself to be strong and that her crying face was ugly -- before resuming typing the latest dramatic and sexual scene in her story.
"ur so pretty". Da star pushed a lock of blond hair out of Ynaffit's face.
"no. im so ugly. i dont deserve u."
"i no dat. but ur so sexy dat it deosnt matter babe. ur my sulmate."
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The brown haired boy stared longingly at the blonde bombshell just beyond the impenetrable glass. He placed his hand on the transparent barrier.
"Oh, Tiffany." He sighed, "Don't you know I love you? I will always love you. That's why your words are mine. Your love is mine. No other will ever come between us."
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The Wattpad God that fell in love with me -- Wrath of the Wattpad God
FanfictionThere once was an budding young writer who was determined to explore and conquer the world of Wattpad. Sadly, she did not take into account the Wattpad Gods.
