Boys usually encounter this situation when they travel to the other end of the city to take a smoke.
I don't smoke but I have seen people get in trouble for it. I shouldnt say but... It hilarious!
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At noon.
"Bhai, aaj to me 8 baje se pehle Ghar nahi jaane wala..pichli baar bhi mummy ne suna Dia tha yaar."
"Are tu gum kha Lena iske Baad, mummy ko kuch pata nahi chalega."
"Bhai, tujhe nahi pata hai meri mummy ka. Me Ganga kal se bhi naha lunga to bhi unko pata chal jaane wala hai."
"Are kuch nahi hoga, tu faltu hi tension karta hai."
Before going home
Eats 3 packets of gums
Empties two bottles of deo
Stays as far away from home till evening
Actually take a bath in Ganga jal
Empties 2 more bottles of deo
At home.
Takes a long shower and then enters the kitchen.
Mummy : are! Netaji itna jaldi kaise aa gaye aaj? Kaha ghoom kar - ye badboo kis cheez ki hai?
Me : badboo? Kuch bhi to nahi hai. Kya ma, aap bhi.
Mummy : nahi, kuch to zaroor hai.
Me : are nahi mummy. Aap baitho aur batao -
Mummy : ek minute! Tu kiske saath ghoom Raha tha bahar?
Me : are, ma-
Mummy : tu Rohan ke saath Gaya tha na..us ulle ke patthe ne tujhe fir se sutta dia!
Me : sutta? Aur Mai? Kaisi baate kar rahe ho ma.
Mummy : jhooth mat bol! Kha meri Kasam aur bol -
Me : mummy, aap kasmo par kyu chale jaate ho hamesha-
Mummy : tu jhooth bol Raha hai. Guddi! Jhaadu la kar de mujhe.
Me : ma, jhaadu -
Mummy : nalayak! Mujhse jhooth bolega ab tu..yahi din dekhne ke liye bada kia tha tujhe?
Guddi : bhai, bhaag!
Mummy : itni jaldi kaha ki hai, beta ji. Ruk ja, aaj to teri khabar Mai leti hu.
Me : ma, dosto ne zabardasti de Dia tha..Varna Mai kyu karne Laga sutta. Aaa..ma..Kaan dukh rha hai. Are ma..aage se nahi karunga..pakka...Guddi! Tu to help karde meri
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Desi Feelings
RandomThis book is going to be written in a combination of Hindi and English or as we like to call it..Hinglish. So if you speak Hindi, Urdu or Punjabi, this book is definitely for you. Kya aap rishtedaaro se peedit hai? Kya aapke parents aapko nahi samaj...
