Jab bhi hamare Kisi friend ka call aata he, Jo ki ek ladka hai, hamare parents me kaano me achchanak se super hearing ki powers aa jati hai, Haina?
Tab Kya haal hote he..
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"Hello? Oh, hi Karan!"
(Before you know it, your parents are standing in front of you!)
"Mummy! Aise daraya to mat karo!"
"Oh, sorry. Nothing, nothing. Vo Mai mummy se baat kar Rahi thi. Tum bolo, kuch kaam that?"
"Ha Vo actually mujhe notes chahiye the."
"Kiska phone hai?"
"Just a second, Karan. Karan ka phone hai, ma!" (As if you didn't hear me the first two times I said his name.)
"Achcha. Karo karo, baat karo!"
"Hanji. Ha Karan, ab bolo."
"Ye vahi Karan hai na jo ek hafte pehle aaya tha?"
"Ha mummy!"
"Ahhh. Are beta, tum baat karo na, ruk kyu gai?"
"Ha to -"
"Achcha, ye vohi Karan hai na jo chashma lagata hai?"
"Ji!"
"Achcha ladka hai. Beta, tum baat karo na!" (Aap baat krne ka Mauka to do!)
"Hanji. Ha to me pooch Rahi thi -"
"Achcha beta? Ye vohi Karan hai na Jiske Baal kaale hai?" (Keh to aise rahe ho jaise mere Karan Naam ke 10 friends hai aur Vo bhi atrangi baalo wale.)
"Hanji mummy."
"Ahhh. Beta tum baat kyu nhi kar rhi ho, bechara kabse line par hai."
"Ha -"
"Achcha -"
"Ek minute!"
"..."
"Hello, Karan? Ya, listen, my mom has got something to ask you."
"Are beta -"
"Ye lo ma, ab usse aap jo poochna hai, poocho. Blood group, DNA report, uske pariwar ka blood group, jab aap uske pardada ji ki information le lo na? Tab mujhe bula Dena, me aa kar usse baat kar lungi, theek hai?"
"Beta-"
"Aur ha! Ye bhi pooch Lena ki uske kitne haath, kitne per aur kitne kaan hai. Koi kami nhi rehni chahiye na aakhir."
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