Batfamily secrets

A day in the Wayne house plus a few leauge members

Clark Kent's pov:
When I woke up this morning I got a call from my boss and told me that I had to go to the party at Wayne Manor tonight. I wasn't exactly trilled. Bruce is my best friend and he's kids are great...a little scary and intimidating but they always call me 'uncle Clark' but I still wasn't happy. The kids can cause problems and I'm a reporter in a room full of rich people. I told Bruce and he told me to come over early and spend the day there. I haven't been to the manor in a while so I thought it would be nice to spend the day there. When I got there I saw Oliver Queen, Barry Allen, Roy Harper, and Wally West walking to the door also. I wasn't surprised to see Wally and Roy since they are best friends with the triplets. Oliver is also super rich so he was probably invited. Barry, well I'm not sure but Bruce might have something for the league to discuss. I guess I'll find out.
"Hey Clark" Oliver waved before getting smacked in the face by a frisbee.
"OWWWWWWWW!!!" He shrieked. I saw Barbara Walk out he front door with a smirk on her face.
"Sorry Oliver!! I totally wasn't aiming for you" she said unsympathetically. I was pretty sure it was sarcasm but with them you can't tell if it's that or they just don't care. She then walked over to Wally and Roy and started up a conversation. I could see Wally and Roy trying not to laugh while Barry checked to make sure Oliver was okay. I walked up to the two of them.
"You okay?" I asked him
"I always knew Bruce's kids hated me" Oliver said trying to stop his now bleeding nose
"Come on I'm sure Bruce has something inside to help" Barry said trying to usher Oliver inside. I wasn't going to follow them, but I saw Dick and Jason come outside and start walking in my direction. I assumed they were going to Wally, Roy, and Barbara and I really didn't want to be out here with all of them together. On their own they kids cause enough problems, put them all together? It's living hell.
I walking in the front door and saw the youngest Wayne, Terry standing in the middle of the room. Staring at me. I was going to start of conversation but remembered he's mute and I don't know sign language. So I walked past him towards the clock. He watched me closely like he was waiting for something bad to happen. Like I said these kids can be terrifying and not to mention strange. Whenever I was here I always wanted to look over my shoulder to make sure one of them wasn't about to attack me. I never did but that feeling you get when you know something is wrong or something bad is about to happen? In the Wayne Manor that feeling is magnified for me and never goes away. They put me on edge. I got to the clock and opened it and started down to the bat cave. When I got down their I saw a Bruce typing away at his computer. Okay I'll admit we are more than friends. But it's not public and he hasn't even told his kids. To my knowledge at least. They probably figured it out on their own. No matter how creepy they are I will say they are smart little devils.
I was about to say something when I remembered the last league meeting we had. They weird thing with flash. Maybe that's why we're here, maybe he's gonna explain what happened.
"I know your there Clark, you aren't exactly stealthy" Bruce interrupted you thoughts.
"I wasn't trying to be stealthy. What are you working on" I asked waking the rest of the way across the room.
"Gotham stuff. Normal things" He said shutting off the computer and facing me.
"So Barbara has already injured Oliver?" Said asked
"Yup. Speaking of which you didn't tell me they were coming" I said trying to read his face. Which is practically impossible.
"They're coming" Bruce said standing up and walking straight passed me and up the stairs.
"Okay then" I mutter following after him. When we got up stairs the first thing I saw was Terry standing there. Watching, waiting or something I'm not even really sure. He started signing with Bruce. They continued for a couple of minutes while I stood their awkwardly like an idiot. I wasn't paying much attention and I was jerked back to reality when I noticed that Terry was gone and Bruce was looking at me.
"I'm sorry what?" I asked him
He didn't respond he just rolled his eyes and pushed me right as a knife landed in he wall where I was standing.
"DAMIAN WAYNE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THROWING KNIVES!!??" Bruce yelled before walking away.
"This is gonna be a long day" I said looking at the knife and walking towards the kitchen.

————— hours later————-

Well Bruce didn't tell us about the meeting. So we just spent the day hanging out. No one died so I guess that's a win for this family at least. Dick and Jason did get into a fist fight. Barbara injured Oliver a couple more times. And some how a fire started in the living room. Guests had just started to arrive when the kids bounced down the stairs in suits and dresses. None of them looked very happy. They looked nice but it was obvious that they hated dressing up.
"What is this stupid thing for anyway?" Tim asked adjusting his tie.
"The mayors birthday" Cassie responded. That was the first time I had heard her talk all day long.
"No I thought it was for charity" Steph argued.
They continued on for a while and ultimately decided that they didn't care what it was for and just started complaining instead.

The night wasn't that eventful at first. I tried to get interviews, Bruce gave a speech. Turns out this was a party for a fundraiser for Gotham Academy. People talked amongst themselves. It was just a boring party until I looked over a saw Dick staring at me. With Jason and Roy and side and Wally and Barbara on the other. His siblings were either behind them or somewhere in the area. The triplets had that signature look on their faces that said they were about to cause trouble. That feeling of checking Over you shoulder I mentioned. I had never used until then when I realized that Dick wasn't looking at me, but something behind me. I whipped around to see people everywhere. One of them was about to have a very bad night. But all of them were likely candidates. The mayor and his kid, that Dick and Jason had gotten into numerous fist fights with. Other stuck up people the kids had admitted to not liking. But one stuck out. Tony Stark. For some reason the kids hated him with a burning passion. So either the mayor or Stark. Oh boy this is gonna be bad. Stark was with a couple over people, the avengers. I was so focused on finding something that was about to drop on their heads I completely missed Damian waking past me. That was until he started yelling. Poor Bruce Banner had spilled his drink on Damian's tux. No doubt Damian's fault at the orders of his siblings. He was ripping into him when Dick came up next to him.
"Now, now Damian. They are guests and I'm sure it was an accident. Now go clean up and leave this to me." He spoke with an alluring voice and authority. He looked and Bruce.
"My apologies, my brother has a bit of a temper. I hope your shirt is okay. Stark." He said calmly then walked away with a smirk. I had a feeling he just started a war. I heard one of them, Steve Rogers I think comment on how nice it was of Dick to do that. Tony immediately retaliated.
"No it was not. Don't you see it. He sent his little brother over to cause trouble for two reasons: one to establish dominance, by having his little brother go off on you it shows that even the youngest one can destroy us off. And secondly, to get us to owe him." Seeing the confused looks on the others faces he elaborated. "His little brother could have destroyed us right there. But instead Dick stepped in and saved us. Now we owe him. That boy is planning something with his siblings and it cannot be good." Tony finished.
"Wait so that kid threw his brother under the bus just to come and talk to us?" Bruce asked.
"Yup and I'm pretty sure they are just getting started" Tony said with a grim look before walking away.
I returned my gaze to the Wayne kids. They all had the look now. They had definitely done that on purpose. I looked over my shoulder for the rest of the night and kept my eye on both Stark and the kids. Nothing else happened. But the kids did spend the rest of the night manipulating random people and laughing like it was a game. Man they are creepy.

Okay first I'm sorry this took so long. I haven't forgot about it I promise but I've been busy lately. I will try to get the updates quicker. And... that's all I had. I think, I might have forgotten but whatever. Anyway quote:

"I didn't choose the fandom life. The fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered Run"