Once upon a time Shoyo was talking to his husband. He forgot to buy milk and Tobio was very angry.
,,I can't live without milk!"
,,Just die then!"
Suddenly Yuri arrived.
,,What are you talking about?", he asked. ,,Is Tobio in love with Milk from RuPaul's Drag Race?"
,,Obviously.", Shoyo answered.
,,What the hell?! No! Shoyo was just too stupid to buy new milk. The milk you can drink, you know?
,,When Shoyo drinks too much of your milk you can get angry at him but when you drink too much he can't?"
,,Lol, buy new milk on your own you dumbass!", Shoyo said.
,,What do you mean with my milk?" Tobio was confused.
,,Your dick milk, bitch!", Shoyo told him like a hoe.
,,You're not even good at this, slut!"
Shoyo looked very hurt. Did Tobio just say he is not good at sucking dick?
Tears started to fall down his cheek.
,,Do you even love me?", he asked and left.
Tobio was just standing there, realizing that he said something wrong.
,,Y u so stoopid, bastard?", Yuri said and left too. Lolololololol.
A few moments later Tobio was standing in front of the door of Shoyo's room.
,,Open the door please."
,,GO AWAY!!!"
,,I'm sorry. I was angry. I didn't drank milk today."
,,Just go to Milk you son of a bitch!"
,,But I want to be with you. I want to fuck you!"
,,Very hard?"
,,Yes! Very very hard!"
Shoyo suddenly opened the door.
,,Come in.", he said.
Then they had very dirty sex.
And remember, the name of this chapter is "Shoyo and the beast". Tobio is a very hardcore little fucker. XD
The End.
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Stupid Short Storys
HumorA collection of stupid short storys. You probably didn't know this. That's why I told you. Warning: This story is not always innocent. If you are underage you better sashay away. My english is not flawless. Sometimes I make mistakes, but maybe that'...
