The Fabulousness of Keith's Hair (AKA THE FABFIC)

Food Makes Everything Better

Third Person P.O.V:

As Keith and Coran were walking back to the place everyone started, so was everyone else. Seems normal, eh? Except... Everyone but Lance were discussing something, glued to their phones.

{I'm going to try something new here, so bear with me, please. The bolded letters that are coming up are not Author's Notes, because they don't have curled brackets.}

SpaceD(e)ad, GorgeousMustacheMan, PrincessOfWhat, SmallPidgeon, and ChefHunk has entered the chatroom.

SpaceD(e)ad: Are you all sure that we didn't add Lance to this chat?

SmallPidgeon: ye dAd

GorgeousMustacheMan: Why are we purposely leaving out Lance? That seems a bit rude.

ChefHunk: corn tomorrow is Lance's birthday

ChefHunk: Oops Coran**

KoganeKeef has entered the chatroom.

SmallPidgeon: OH LOOK IT'S THE PERSON THAT'S GAY FOR LANCE

PrincessOfWhat: What's "Gay?"

ChefHunk: -coughs- Lance and Keith. ;) Does Keith Kogane is gay?

KoganeKeef: what im not gay im g a l r a

KoganeKeef has changed their named to: KogayneForLance

KogayneForLance: what the quiznak, coran??? im not gay??

GorgeousMustacheMan: Well, according to Pidge, you ARE gay. Gay for Lance McClain. Or maybe European? Is he gay or European?

SpaceD(e)ad: Alright, enough joking around. Plus, Keith is gay AND European.

KogayneKeef: SHIRO IM NEITH ER O F THOSE

SpaceD(e)ad: Suit yourself. You're missing out on Lance. ;) Anyways, we need to focus on our goal. Tomorrow is Lance's birthday, and we need to plan him a party in secret, so we can surprise him. Pidge and Coran, you'll be sending out invitations to everyone. Hunk, you'll make the cake, and Allura and I will help get snacks and decorations. Keith, you'll be distracting Lance for the day until the party is ready to go. The party will be held at the Galaxy Garrison's training room, it'll be cleaned and repurposed. At least that's what Iverson said. :/

SmallPidgeon: wOAh THaTs a LOt oF wOrDs

PrincessOfWhat: We're all here, we better act like nothing happened, and just eat.

KogayneKeef, SpaceD(e)ad, GorgeousMustacheMan, PrincessOfWhat, SmallPidgeon, and ChefHunk have left the chatroom.

Everyone arrives at the center of the beach, where the car is parked. Hunk and everyone else look excited, except for Lance. He's sulking and isn't smiling much.

Pidge's P.O.V:

I walk to Keith, and nudge him in the arm. "Go," I whisper quickly. "Comfort Lance with whatever happened to him." I smile as much as I can, as he runs towards Lance. I ship them SO hard...Ahaha..

Keith's P.O.V:

As soon as Pidge told me what to do, I ran over to where Lance was, and opened my arms up, hoping he would do the same. He opens his arms up, and smiles a grin as bright as the sun, as beautiful— actually no, more beautiful than the whole universe itself.  OH NO ARE THESE THE GAY THOUGHTS PIDGE WARNED ME ABOUT OH NO. I crash into Lance's arms, smiling and hugging him as tight as I can. "LOVEBIRDS!" I can hear Hunk scream. Oh come on... I'm not gay for Lance, right.....??? -click click- I see flashes from the corner of my eyes. I whip my head around, seeing Allura taking photos of Lance and I. "Aww.. My boys are growing up so fast!" Coran says, as he wipes a tear from his eye. {NOT AN ACTUAL TEAR KSDNDKMD DEPICTING STUFF IS TUFF} Could it be any worse? No. Especially when being hugged by Lance. Even if he doesn't remember the bonding moment, he's cradling me in his arms right now anyways. XD

~Time skip, brought to you by: Keith trying to avoid the gay™~
We all take a seat on the cloth that Allura spreads out, as Hunk unpacks the food from the car. We start eating, and everyone gets on their phones.
{GOD DAMMIT EATING AND USING YOUR PHONE AT THE SAME TIME ISN'T A GOOD HABIT YET I STILL DO IT}

New chatroom, created by GorgeousMustacheMan.
KogayneForLance, PrincessOfWhat, SpaceD(e)ad, ComeLanceWithMe, SmolPidgeon, and ChefHunk were added.
SmolPidgeon: ;););););)
ChefHunk: :):):):):):)))))
PrincessOfWhat: >;]
GorgeousMustacheMan: €=
SpaceD(e)ad: This is a reason why I disappeared in the end of Season 2.
KogayneForLance: What's with all the smiley faces is there something im missing
ComeLanceWithMe: This face~! ✨
KogayneForLance: yeah that's the reason ive been pining my ass off for you ComeLanceWithMe:
SmolPidgeon: OHMYGOD HUNK ITS HAPPENING TAKE SCREENSHOTS RIGHT NOW
ChefHunk: NOTED AND DONE

KogayneForLance has recalled a message.

SmolPidgeon: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE US NOW KEITH KOGAYNE, WE'VE GOT SCREENSHOTS FOR BLACKMAILING YOU NOW MWAHAHAHA
ComeLanceWithMe:
SpaceD(e)ad: I think Keith died.
PrincessOfWhat: Oh quiznak now we need another paladin whoever shall we call
GorgeousMustacheMan: YOUR SAVIOR IS HERE PRINCESS ALLURA

{Well, I didn't know how to end this chapter, and I'm late to update for Lance's birthday. ;-;}