~hehe I made that I found it funny~
BE dave
Dave's *pov*
After me and karkles had our little "moment" I asked him "Karkles so umm... I really like you so do you maybe wanna be my boyfriend?"
"DAVE IF 'BOYFRIEND' MEANS MATESPRITE THEN HELL TO THE FUCKING YES" "Score" I said while doing the thing with your arm and thrusting it backwards cause I can't remember what that's called.When Karkat said it was time for him to go I asked if his parents were okay with him being 'gay' and all he said is
"WELL MY DAD'S A PASTOR BUT ALL TROLLS ARE NATURALLY PANSEXUAL SO YES AND HE HAS RESPECTED THAT"
~HeLp Me I'm RuNnInG oUt Of IdEaS! So If you actually like this story and want me to continue just comment an idea and I will probably use it since I'm that desperate~
YOU ARE READING
FUCK YOU STRIDER [Davekat]
Fanfictionkarkat vantas is an ass yes but DAVE FUCKING STRIDER is an even bigger bulge sucker then most will the ass fall for the bulge licker or will he just fucking kill him? Also this is AU where the game never happened but there are trolls