Bangtan is secretly planning a surprise for your birthday.
|Bangtan as your CLMT/ HM/ BFFs
SJ: hello children
SJ: we should plan a party
HS: party?? What for?
NJ: it’s y/n's birthday this Saturday
JM: that’s in 5 days!😱😨
TH: my girlfriend is growing up
JM: lol taehyungie is wiping his 'tears'
YG: bitch pls… since when were you dating?
JK: did anyone know where my black underwear is??
JH: I didn’t
JH: lol I think yoongi hyung knows where it is😂
JK: suga hyung, did you see my black underwear??
YG: No
SJ: yes he did, Jungkook.
JH: he might be wearing it now too😂
JK: ??
NJ: are we still gonna talk about the plan or the underwear?
TH: I SAW SUGA HYUNG SNEAKING INTO KOOKIE'S ROOM TO STEAL UNDERWEAR
YG: yeah whatever
YG: Jungkook- ah
JK: hyung?
YG: sorry. Hyung is wearing it
Yoongi: but you’re a man…
JK:??
YG: why does your underwear have holes in frHAHAHA
SJ: lol HAHAHA
NJ: OKAY LET’SVET BACK TO THE PLAN.
HS: it should be a surprise party!
TH: I’ll be in charge of the balloons!!
SJ: where will be the venue?
JM: she’s a trainee… maybe we could just do it in the practice room?
HS: good idea. We won’t have to run around all day in that case
YG: who says we’ll run, anyway? BigHit has cars
HS: hyung😂😂😂
JK: Maybe we can produce a song for noona? She likes songs very much
JM: we can dance for her too? She loves dancing
TH: I could bake a cake for her. She likes baking and cakes. Yum!
HS: I’ll buy her gifts later or tomorrow. Who wabts to come with me.
YG: I’ll go with you. I need to buy new underwears.
SJ: I think this plan will go well even if my handsome self is not present.
NJ: hyung, do you think we should order a cake already??
SJ: I think we should
TH: hey look! Y/n is online
HS: wait did someone removed her from the group?
NJ: …
JK: I think not.
JM: SHE MIGHT READ OUR CONVO!!
YG: fuck you all for being idiots.
