fast food ↠ joshler ✔

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@tentacleuire !!!!!

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"tyler!" josh called out, "aren't you supposed to be leaving for work? at your favorite fast food place? the best place in the world?"

"josh, what are you on?i'd definitely like some of it!"

"you're gonna be late if you don't hurry!" josh rushed, ignoring the question, but definitely taking notes that tyler may or may not be a druggie.

"i'm not going to be late; i normally don't even leave for another ten minutes, actually."

"wel;... if you go in early you can get overtime, so it's time to go!"

"i won't get overtime for getting to work ten minutes early, but i appreciate your enthusiasm. fine. i'll go, if you want me out of your hair that much." tyler said, rolling his eyes.

josh laughed before quickly covering his mouth with his hands, "good idea. see you later!" he said in a sing-song voice, basically bouncing on his toes.

as tyler left out the door, josh stood at the window, excitedly watching for a reaction.

tyler walked outside towards his car, each step draining his life force more and more. when he finally got to the vehicle, he opened the door and noticed a liquid that looked a lot like glue all over his seat. tyler furrowed his eyebrows. what was he thinking moving in with someone who was so stupid?

tyler grabbed the extra towel he kept in the glove compartment of his car and wiped the glue away before sitting down and driving off.

josh's mouth fell agape, how did tyler see the glue? especially against his tan car seats? tan and white were both so alike, tyler must have enhanced vision or something.

maybe he was secretly a superhero.

he added 'superhero' to the 'things tyler could be' list, along with 'druggie', 'imaginary', and 'michael j fox but disguised and trying to find his way back to the future, or past, i don't really know.'

either way, josh moved from the window and grabbed the keys to his own crappy car before driving off towards the wendy's, just waiting to see tyler's reaction to his next trick.

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as tyler took the next customer's order, the fake smile already plastered on his face, he could already feel something was off. but it was small, and hardly noticeable, so he simply dismissed it.

evan as the rest of his face began to tingle and not just his cheeks, he still ignored it, figuring josh put in itching cream or something into his face wash.

he wasn't sure what his boyfriend was doing lately. well, he knew exactly, josh was trying to get him fired because of his irrational, secretive hatred for wendy's, but still. crazy.

almost as crazy as the guy from the kia of west chester commercials.

he was there at work for a good hour and half, taking orders and flashing fake smiles, before the weird feeling began to dim down.

a few more customers came and went, looking at him funny, but none speaking up. until, that is, a small family came in, and a small boy decided to yell out, "what's wrong with your face?" to the entire restaurant.