Kung Fu Panda Stories

Chapter 2- Awkward Moment

It was late, about midnight, Po was still up. Just laying in his bed, and I bet you can quess who was on his mind... go on, quess. You got it, Tigress. Her skill, and looks, amazed him, but, he knew, even if the feeling he got in his stomach everytime he saw her was love, it would never work out. She hated him, and probably only asked for his assistance as an excuse to beat hell out of him. Po sighed, and started to talk to himself.

"Who am I kidding, she hates me...." He felt a small tear roll down his cheek, and looked up. "Oh god, look at me, I'm pathetic. I'm crying over a damn tiger! I'm a panda! I'm supposed to go find some female panda, and fall in love with her, not a fucking tiger!" Po shouted, followed by him just sitting there, face covered by his hands, thinking about what is going on.

TIGRESS' POV

I hear his words in my dreams, calling himself pathetic, reminding himself that he's a panda... and how he's... supposed to find a female panda, and fall in love with her... not a... tiger. My eyes snap open. He, he can't, he can't actually... love me. I thought to myself. Maybe he's just talking in his sleep again... I just lay there, eyes wide open still. When, out of nowhere -

REVERSE TIME BY ABOUT 10 SECONDS, AND GO PACK TO THIRD PERSON POV

Po takes his big paws from his face, and tries to lean back onto the wall, which is of course, made from wood and paper. He breaks through the wall and lands on his stomach. Moaning, he gets up, only to be immediately smacked back around by 4 razor sharp claws. Po screamed on pain, he had no idea to what's happening, and neither does Tigress. Po tries to roll over again, only to see a nude Tigress standing above him. She was staring at him in shock, guilt had already fallen over her for hurting Po, but, when she wants to apologise, all she can say is, "Po, you STUPID, FUCKING, PANDA!" Po, on the other hand, had already closed his eyes as tight as possible, to avoid... well... staring, and he was constantly yelling "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He was just doing it so fast that Tigress couldn't understand a word he was saying.

"Stop talking gibberish, you idiot!" Tigress shouts, smacking him again, only not extending her claws this time. "SPIT IT OUT!"

The commotion had awoken the other 4, and they rushed to Tigress' door. Monkey nervously opened it, and the 4 were forced into seeing what was probably the most awkward moment of their lifetime. Tigress was above Po, and still nude, and Po was on the ground, with 4 scratch marks on his face. There was an awkward moment of silence, and that lasted about 2 seconds, when Crane finally spoke out, "um, what's going on in here?"

Crane's words brought Tigress and Po back to their senses, and they looked at the 4, their entire faces screamed EMBARRASMENT. Tigress was to speak, "this stupid oaf fell through my wall, and acting out of instict, I scratched him."

All of them just stared into Tigress' room. Po was still dumbstruck at what just happened. Viper rushed into the room, and looked at Po's cuts, after about 30 seconds of examining them, Tigress finally stepped off of Po, and Viper dashed off to get some bandages. Po tried to get up once Tigress got off of him, and looked at her again.

Oh it's that feeling again, but, wow, she is gorgeous. No, no, no! Shut up! Listen to yourself, your admiring a tiger! Po was arguing with himself in his mind. Naturally, while he was arguing to himself, his eyes stayed in position, and they just happened to in position right where he could see Tigress perfectly.

Tigress was this close to literally clawing Po's face out, and when she saw who and what he was looking at, she went ahead and smacked him, obviously, she was completely obliviously to the fact that he was actually spacing out...

"If you EVER do something like that again, I'm going to push you down those steps so damn hard, you won't be able to come back up at all."

Po felt a tear come to his eye at these words, but quickly squinted it away. He felt pathetic, and more embarrassed then he did when he accidentally went through the training hall his first day at the Jade Palace.

The new hole in the wall would also pose a problem, but, all of them tried to ignore it, and, more importantly, forget about the incredibly awkward scenario that just occurred, and just get some sleep.