Leather Pants

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Hey guys! Thank you so much for continuing to read this stupid book! I am dedicating this chapter to my friend Alicia, who gave me this idea. Thanks again!

Emma: OH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE

Jacob: I'll get the hose!

Emma: MY ROOM IS ON FIRE

Jacob: one second...

Emma: ALL OF UPSTAIRS IS ON FIRE

Jacob: I got the hose!

Emma: THEN USE IT DAMMIT

Jacob: its on!

Emma: *soaking wet, surrounded by a cloud of smoke* okay, it worked.

Jacob: All of upstairs is destroyed!

Emma: sorry....*sniffle*

Jacob: Don't worry about it. It's just the roof really, and everyone else can help. *kisses her forehead*

Emma: *blushes* I think I'll buy some leather clothes...there more resistent to fire.

Jacob: Good idea....

Both: *snogging*

Thanks again guys for reading this junk. I'll update as soon as possible! Adios guys, and thanks again!

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