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Valentine's day, 2017
Jacob: Good morning everyone!
Emma: *pecks him on the cheek* happy Valentine's day!
Jacob: Wait...what!!! I forgot!
Emma: What was that?
Jacob: *sweating a river* Oh, nothing....
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Fiona: Good morning, Hugh. Happy Valentine's day.
Hugh: *thinking to himself* Oh no, I completely forgot!
Hugh: Morning, Fiona. How are you? *acting like a nervous wreck*
Fiona: *kisses him* Just fine.
Hugh: *Still acting like a trainwreck* um, uh...gotta go!
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3 hours later....
Jacob: Holy crap! How could I have forgotten it was Valentine's day?
Hugh: You too? I've the slightest idea what to do...
Jacob: Me niether.
Fiona and Emma: YOU TWO FORGOT!!!
Hugh: Run.
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After the boys were kicked out of the house....
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Fiona: I can't believe they forgot.
Emma: Me to. So inconsiderate!
Fiona: I can't remember the last time we had some girl time, Emma.
Emma: I know. So, how's life?
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Jacob: What now?
Hugh: No freaking idea.
Jacob: We get them...STUFF!
Hugh: WHAT DO YOUS MEAN BOY
Jacob: Like, presents, and, uh, stuff...
Hugh: Oh...
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A few hours later.....
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Fiona: I wonder how big of a mess the boys have made by now.
Emma *leaning in doorway* Small mess. Medium mess. They aren't that wreckless.
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One huge explosion later....
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Fiona: More like a massive mess....
Jacob and Hugh: *covered in soot, cuts, and broken glass, smashing through window* ow.....
Fiona: oh my bird! Hugh, are you okay?
Hugh: Not really....here's this....*hands Fiona box*
Fiona: *opens box* assorted seeds? Hugh, thank you! *starts to cry a little*
Hugh and Fiona: *start snogging*
Jacob: Ow...here's this...*face plants*
Emma: What's this *opens box* Pictures of my father?
Jacob: To destroy when you're angry...
Emma: You're so nice, Jacob. I love you. *kisses him*
Fiona: Now, down to business. The giant explosion. EXPLAIN.
Hugh: um....
Jacob: well, uh- *faints outright on the floor*
Hugh: *grabs Jacob* gotta go!
Fiona and Emma: BBBBBBBOOOOOOYYYYYYSSSS!!!!!!
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