The Retconning

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Hm.  It appears that my shitty past self is at it again, attempting to bend these characters to his will in order to please himself.  But no longer.  Just let me erase a few things....

There.  Try that.

Jacob: Who the hell are you?

Emma: *hands already flaming* Stay back, normal!  I will set you on fire if you come any closer!

Nope, nope nope nope.  Too much.  Just add that back in, maybe a little bit of this...and done.

Enoch: With my army of deadites, no one can stop meeeee! laughs maniacally

Ash: G R O O V Y

No crossovers allowed.  Maybe this.....

Jacob: It's been three months since Hugh went insane.  He started releasing bee creatures upon the earth...now I have to stop him.  loads double-barrel shotgun Rip....and TEEAAARRR!

This isn't a fucking video game.  Maybe if I just erase everything.....

Jacob: NOOOOOOR

No.  Not allowed.

I guess there's no winning with this fandom.  If I erase my bullshit, then Ransom's bullshit will take over, but if I ignore Ransom's bullshit, then my even worse bullshit stays in place.  Maybe I should...start over.

Expect Time remakes soon.  Also play Doom Eternal.  God, I'm in too deep.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 29, 2020 ⏰

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