MpHfPc RaNdOm OnE-sHoT bOoK (Oh god, what now....)

The Aquarium

Hey guys! I'm dedicating this chapter to my friend robert, who acted like a total weirdo at the virginia aquarium. Thanks for the read!

Jacob: look, an octopus.

Bronwyn: *breaks glass* die, hollow!

Emma: *sets it on FIRE*

Fiona: *strangles it with vines*

Hugh: *bees swarm it*

Enoch: *sends homunculi to attack it*

Jacob: stop! That's an octopus!

All but Jacob: ooohhhh.......

Security guy: hey! To hell with y'all
**********
Later....
**********
Jacob: you guys....are so weird.

Enoch: don't you mean...

Hugh: don't you dare...

Enoch: PECULIAR!!!

Horace: *slaps hand on table*

Enoch: What was that?

Horace: the boyfriend card. Stop being a hypocrite.

Enoch: okay.....for you. *kisses Horace on the cheek*

Hugh: *makes his bees sting enoch*

Enoch: wh-

Hugh: because.

Thanks for reading! I'll update some more later! Please comment and post your suggestions. I'll give you credit! Promise! Thanks again!